~Letter to the Gift Basket Robbers~
Dear Dummy who broke into our office building last night,
I hope you enjoy the two gift baskets you were able to take with you. Just so you know, the fruit in them isn't even real. Yup, that's right. You committed a felony for two display baskets of plastic fruit from our showroom. Congratulations!
Also, thank you for contributing to my constant feeling of nervousness for working in this area of town. I owe it all to people like you!
Warmest regards,
MissJLoo
I hope you enjoy the two gift baskets you were able to take with you. Just so you know, the fruit in them isn't even real. Yup, that's right. You committed a felony for two display baskets of plastic fruit from our showroom. Congratulations!
Also, thank you for contributing to my constant feeling of nervousness for working in this area of town. I owe it all to people like you!
Warmest regards,
MissJLoo