Make way for the cripple

[miss_hididi]

God knows what I did to my calves yesterday but today I keep grimacing every time I stand up. Feel very much like an old woman. However, all that happened yesterday was that I visited the pound shop to bgut a bun tray (£1 vs £5.99 in Waitrose. You do the maths...), made jam tarts with my leftover pastry and saw Sweeny Todd at the Dominion across the road in the evening.

So the aching calves are a complete mystery...