conclusions of an afternoon in chincatown
1) the golden unicorn makes me wish i knew how to speak chinese so i could get in the $3 dim sum joints.
2) they should have separate trains for tourists. and a tourist only area of the sidewalk. they should not be permitted to use the mta card machines. or even better, force them to sit through a "how to ride a train" tutorial immediately upon entering the station. (hey assholes, if a 9 y/o can do it, there's no fucking excuse for your incompetence!!)
3) get the small bubble tea. the large one will be too much boba and you'll get a tummy ache. also, don't order bubble tea before or after a meal. the boba expand and you'll feel sick. they're a natural appetite suppressant. if you disobey these rules, i will be annoyed by your bitching about it on the train.
4) don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk to take a picture of the rotting fish in the tanks.
5) chinatown produce is better than union square produce.
6) it's hilarious that the J warns people to "be safe" upon approaching the essex stop.
7) the J shows some good graffiti, but queens is better.
8) chinatown is the best place to get a really cheap umbrella.
9) don't take cold medicine with hot jasmine tea.
10) don't carry a big ass dog in a baby sling. you and your dog will look like fucking idiots.
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2) they should have separate trains for tourists. and a tourist only area of the sidewalk. they should not be permitted to use the mta card machines. or even better, force them to sit through a "how to ride a train" tutorial immediately upon entering the station. (hey assholes, if a 9 y/o can do it, there's no fucking excuse for your incompetence!!)
3) get the small bubble tea. the large one will be too much boba and you'll get a tummy ache. also, don't order bubble tea before or after a meal. the boba expand and you'll feel sick. they're a natural appetite suppressant. if you disobey these rules, i will be annoyed by your bitching about it on the train.
4) don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk to take a picture of the rotting fish in the tanks.
5) chinatown produce is better than union square produce.
6) it's hilarious that the J warns people to "be safe" upon approaching the essex stop.
7) the J shows some good graffiti, but queens is better.
8) chinatown is the best place to get a really cheap umbrella.
9) don't take cold medicine with hot jasmine tea.
10) don't carry a big ass dog in a baby sling. you and your dog will look like fucking idiots.
[end rant]