"So I figured out what my revolution is going to be. Making people comfortable being naked in public."
"That sounds...interesting. How do plan on acheiving your goal?"
"Attain a position of power and take my pants off."
"And you think this is going to work?"
"Jim Morrison took his pants off on stage all the time."
"...Didn't Jim Morrison go to jail for taking his pants off on stage?"
"Well...yeah. But that was before people were READY FOR THE REVOLUTION."
In other news, I finally diagnosed myself. It's called Sleep Paralysis (SP) and it's gonna freak you out just as much as it does when it happens to me.
Read on:
http://watarts.uwaterloo.ca/~acheyne/S_P.html