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Well. What a crazy two days it has been.
Shall I begin with yesterday? Well. yesterday I got DUMPED! Or, to be more precise, I DUMPED MYSELF because stupid SIMON couldnt bring himself to say anything.. SO. yeah. that was rubbish. After that I got a little drunk, Then I got quite high, then we went to Kelvingrove museum. Then we got VERY drunk. I had, a pint of guinness, a baileys, a magners, a pint of fosters, and a vodka and irnbru, then I cried in partick station. (why do I always remember every drink I drink, even when I cannot remember what I have said or done?) So yeah, I cried in partick station, not even a little cry, a big cry, then I realised it was quite silly to cry in partick station, so I started laughing, so, I looked like a right freak. But acctually, it was a hillarious night, which I will remember for a long time. I hope Simon goes out with an ugly bam girl, who is stupid and has as bad sense in fashion as him.
TODAY I got FIVE As! I'm the best. You know. I really am. I am BETTER THAN UGLY EXBOYFRIEND WHO JUST ASKED ME IF I WOULD GO ON A WALK WITH HIM SO HE CAN EXPLAIN EVERY STUPID REASON HE DUMPED ME ON MY DAY OF BEING A GENIUS, WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? WHY?!?!?!
So in conclusion
Me = lovely pretty genius
simon = pig pooo.