IA IA, Happy Howling-Days
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I stopped capior from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I exposed opus_bachelorum to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I sacrificed grog_d_unkindly to Cthulhu (500 points). In December, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I fed grunyo to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (1030 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
miss_discord
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