Women with Mustaches and Men without Beards: Gender anxiety
I must say, I prefer a nicely manicured mustache to a burly beard. But come on, boys. Where all the riots and protests (oh, sensitive topic, I know) against Movember? I know a slew of men that can't grow facial hair. How do they feel, up against these 'manly' hair growers? I think that if I were a boy, I wouldn't be able to grow a nice mustachio. I feel for these guys. I really do. But not really. Not really at all. In the end, the smooth faced boys win because all the ladies know that mustache hair burns.