Hot Men Meme!
Stolen from artic_fox
1. List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag five people!
5.) COLIN FARRELL
Ok, let me start off by saying he was not even on my list when I thought of my top 5 men. But then I thought about it and was like "ok, the rules of this meme ask who would you have sex with, not a relationship, and who is like the one male celebrity that I would want totally shameless hot sex all night long, but not a relationship with the next day?" And the answer to that question is my #5. I don't even remember what the first movie I saw him in was - all I know was at some point I heard his super sexy Irish accent, saw how hot he was... and I was ready to throw my undies at him ;)
4.) EDWARD NORTON
Mmm, I do love Ed Norton. I didn't really get into him until I saw The Illusionist, what, last summer? Since then I've seen Fight Club and The Painted Veil. And I didn't even realize until earlier this summer that he was the bad guy in The Italian Job, nor that he played the King in Kingdom of Heaven. It's funny because when we (my lady friends and I) were watching FC, they were all like ZOMG about Brad Pitt (who is pretty hot in the movie, I'll give you that...) but I was all about Ed. He's just so INTENSE about everything it's amazing. I love it.
3.) EWAN MCGREGOR
Oh Ewan. He's like my first love, my first real celebrity crush. I could watch him in anything. Preferably a musical because his voice is AMAZING. Moulin Rouge is my favorite movie. And he's Scottish. And super funny. And really nice. And he's like the only reason I can sit through any of the Star Wars prequels. He's just like the most awesome man ever. Why is he at #3 then? Well... he was displaced by a pair of pirates! Arr!
2.) JOHNNY DEPP
Is there a person, man or woman, on this planet that can deny that Johnny Depp is one of the most sexiest men to ever, like, live? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Who wouldn't want to have sex with him? It's funny, I actually grew up watching Edward Scissorhands and never EVER thought he was attractive until I saw Pirates. No wait, I lie - I saw Don Juan deMarco and I really liked him in that. And oh, Sleepy Hollow too. But it was definitely Pirates that got me, and the rest of the world, into him. It's actually pretty funny how much me and the rest of my friends like him - if he's in a movie, we're watching it. Have you seen the movie The Man Who Cried? Ok, we came in near the end (ish), had no idea what was going on, what it was about, who the characters were etc. All we know is that Johnny Depp was in it, and he was sexing up Christina Ricci. So we sat through like the last 45, hour, were totally confused... but we didn't care because JOHHNY DEPP. Anyways... heading off to #1... drum roll please!
1.) ORLANDO BLOOM
Please, did you really expect anyone else? I've TRIED to get over my like 13-year-old obsessive crush I have on him, but I can't! I mean, I brought Orlando Bloom WALL CALENDARS with me to college. And then when the year was over, I took them apart and decorated with them. No joke. It's that bad. Totally the wallpaper on my work computer AND my cell phone. Seriously. But... he's so pretty! And I do mean pretty. Like, I normally don't dig guys who are prettier (and skinnier) than me but... the prettiness! And he's so cute in interviews and HELLO WILL TURNER! I wasn't so much into him in LOTR (my sister however, *only* likes him as Legolas... she has a thing for blonds) but when I walked out of Pirates, I was totally floored. So hot. I feel ridiculous for this, but hey, it's my journal and my imaginary celebrity sex life! So there!
And just for fun (and because I couldn't stop at 5!), here are a few honorary mentions:
Hugh Jackman: He's soo tall and so very manly...
Jake Gyllenhaal: He's so cute! And the only guy on my list under 30... what? I like older men!
George Clooney: Oh George. You are actually #1 on my list, you just aren't listed. Why? As the good people at metaquotes put it so well the other day: Clooney is always implied.
I'm not gonna tag anyone, feel free to do this if you're so inclined. It's way fun ;)
1. List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag five people!
5.) COLIN FARRELL
Ok, let me start off by saying he was not even on my list when I thought of my top 5 men. But then I thought about it and was like "ok, the rules of this meme ask who would you have sex with, not a relationship, and who is like the one male celebrity that I would want totally shameless hot sex all night long, but not a relationship with the next day?" And the answer to that question is my #5. I don't even remember what the first movie I saw him in was - all I know was at some point I heard his super sexy Irish accent, saw how hot he was... and I was ready to throw my undies at him ;)
4.) EDWARD NORTON
Mmm, I do love Ed Norton. I didn't really get into him until I saw The Illusionist, what, last summer? Since then I've seen Fight Club and The Painted Veil. And I didn't even realize until earlier this summer that he was the bad guy in The Italian Job, nor that he played the King in Kingdom of Heaven. It's funny because when we (my lady friends and I) were watching FC, they were all like ZOMG about Brad Pitt (who is pretty hot in the movie, I'll give you that...) but I was all about Ed. He's just so INTENSE about everything it's amazing. I love it.
3.) EWAN MCGREGOR
Oh Ewan. He's like my first love, my first real celebrity crush. I could watch him in anything. Preferably a musical because his voice is AMAZING. Moulin Rouge is my favorite movie. And he's Scottish. And super funny. And really nice. And he's like the only reason I can sit through any of the Star Wars prequels. He's just like the most awesome man ever. Why is he at #3 then? Well... he was displaced by a pair of pirates! Arr!
2.) JOHNNY DEPP
Is there a person, man or woman, on this planet that can deny that Johnny Depp is one of the most sexiest men to ever, like, live? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Who wouldn't want to have sex with him? It's funny, I actually grew up watching Edward Scissorhands and never EVER thought he was attractive until I saw Pirates. No wait, I lie - I saw Don Juan deMarco and I really liked him in that. And oh, Sleepy Hollow too. But it was definitely Pirates that got me, and the rest of the world, into him. It's actually pretty funny how much me and the rest of my friends like him - if he's in a movie, we're watching it. Have you seen the movie The Man Who Cried? Ok, we came in near the end (ish), had no idea what was going on, what it was about, who the characters were etc. All we know is that Johnny Depp was in it, and he was sexing up Christina Ricci. So we sat through like the last 45, hour, were totally confused... but we didn't care because JOHHNY DEPP. Anyways... heading off to #1... drum roll please!
1.) ORLANDO BLOOM
Please, did you really expect anyone else? I've TRIED to get over my like 13-year-old obsessive crush I have on him, but I can't! I mean, I brought Orlando Bloom WALL CALENDARS with me to college. And then when the year was over, I took them apart and decorated with them. No joke. It's that bad. Totally the wallpaper on my work computer AND my cell phone. Seriously. But... he's so pretty! And I do mean pretty. Like, I normally don't dig guys who are prettier (and skinnier) than me but... the prettiness! And he's so cute in interviews and HELLO WILL TURNER! I wasn't so much into him in LOTR (my sister however, *only* likes him as Legolas... she has a thing for blonds) but when I walked out of Pirates, I was totally floored. So hot. I feel ridiculous for this, but hey, it's my journal and my imaginary celebrity sex life! So there!
And just for fun (and because I couldn't stop at 5!), here are a few honorary mentions:
Hugh Jackman: He's soo tall and so very manly...
Jake Gyllenhaal: He's so cute! And the only guy on my list under 30... what? I like older men!
George Clooney: Oh George. You are actually #1 on my list, you just aren't listed. Why? As the good people at metaquotes put it so well the other day: Clooney is always implied.
I'm not gonna tag anyone, feel free to do this if you're so inclined. It's way fun ;)