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I know, I know. I haven't written in here in awhile. Well, no one reads this anyways! So, little wedding update. July 8, 2006...Maryland. Catholic church. Old South Country Club. Saturday wedding. No beer cozies for wedding favors. Let me back up and explain that one. So Ken and Gums came for a little visit a couple of weeks ago. We went out to Thursday's for dinner and Gums and talked about her wedding. She told me that she was having little votive candles decorated with daisies (she's got a daisy theme) as favors. In my head I said, "Yeah, candles...you and everybody else!" But my mouth said, "That's so cute!" If you're reading this and you had a wedding and used candles as favors, my apologies, but come on, think a little! Then Bo and Ken start getting in on the wedding chat and Bo says that he found a website that sells personalize beer cozies. Ken then says that would be a great favor and then they talk about how brilliant they are, like they just discovered silent velcro or something. Gums and I just give each other The Look.
Curves is having a lot of problems. Lori told Katherine that if she continued to complain about her hours, she should look somewhere else for a job. Rosemarie used the Clorox Toilet Wand to clean the bathroom (and you CANNOT flush the cleaning heads!) and then clogged the toilet by FLUSHING the cleaning heads. She then POOPS in the toilet and THE POOP CAN'T GO DOWN THE TOILET...BECAUSE IT'S CLOGGED! She calls up Lori and poor Lori has to unclog the mess because Rosemarie TRIED TO FLUSH THE CLEANING HEAD OF THE TOILET WAND, WHICH YOU CAN'T DO! I should really write to the Clorox people about this.
Nori is freaking out because Stacy's mom bought a new car two weeks after Nori bought a new car. Nori thinks that because she and Stacy's mom (and Stacy's mom does not have "it" going on!) are neighbors and Nori and Stacy hate each other, Lois (Stacy's mom) has to keep up with the Jonses'...or in this case, the Darden's. She kept going on and on to Sheree and me about Lois' new car and blah dee blah blah. And Merial sucks just as much as Sally did.
There's one woman who comes in the gym on the nights that I work and she always wears these pants with crazy prints on them. Well, I ran into her and her husband at the grocery store and she saw me first and said hi to me and it took me awhile to recognize her. Then I said hi and joked, "I didn't recognize you without your pants on!" I said it kinda loudly and there were some people in line that stared at me. I then realized how funny what I just said sounded and then tried to explain, "You know, your gym pants because clearly you are wearing pants!" I'm sure her husband doesn't think much of Curves anymore, but neither do I.
Curves is having a lot of problems. Lori told Katherine that if she continued to complain about her hours, she should look somewhere else for a job. Rosemarie used the Clorox Toilet Wand to clean the bathroom (and you CANNOT flush the cleaning heads!) and then clogged the toilet by FLUSHING the cleaning heads. She then POOPS in the toilet and THE POOP CAN'T GO DOWN THE TOILET...BECAUSE IT'S CLOGGED! She calls up Lori and poor Lori has to unclog the mess because Rosemarie TRIED TO FLUSH THE CLEANING HEAD OF THE TOILET WAND, WHICH YOU CAN'T DO! I should really write to the Clorox people about this.
Nori is freaking out because Stacy's mom bought a new car two weeks after Nori bought a new car. Nori thinks that because she and Stacy's mom (and Stacy's mom does not have "it" going on!) are neighbors and Nori and Stacy hate each other, Lois (Stacy's mom) has to keep up with the Jonses'...or in this case, the Darden's. She kept going on and on to Sheree and me about Lois' new car and blah dee blah blah. And Merial sucks just as much as Sally did.
There's one woman who comes in the gym on the nights that I work and she always wears these pants with crazy prints on them. Well, I ran into her and her husband at the grocery store and she saw me first and said hi to me and it took me awhile to recognize her. Then I said hi and joked, "I didn't recognize you without your pants on!" I said it kinda loudly and there were some people in line that stared at me. I then realized how funny what I just said sounded and then tried to explain, "You know, your gym pants because clearly you are wearing pants!" I'm sure her husband doesn't think much of Curves anymore, but neither do I.