Theyr'e getting worse!
The conversation on the way to school today:
Beck: If you were crushed by a car what would you do?
Me: Well, if I was crushed by a car I'd probably be dead.
Beck: Oh. Well then I'd go in your pocket and get your keys so I could let myself back in the house.
Me: So if I was dead you'd just be worried about being locked out!
Rowan: If you were crushed by a car I'd pick up your body and bury it in the garden.
Me: Hahahahaha!
Beck: Yes. I'd put you in a carrier bag though to carry you because you might have germs off the car wheels.
Me: Beck Roberts!
Beck: And then you would be a beautiful fluttery angel in the sky. I'd like you better as an angel.
Me: Beck! How would you like it if I said I'd rather you as an angel!
Beck: Ha! Well I'm not going to be an angel - I'm going to be a devil anyway!