What do you think of Angela? She's efficient.
OK so I suck at striking :( oh well. I am in need of fandom right now so it's just tough. Although saying that this is one of those posts which may take me FOREVER to complete. So who can say when this will be posted :( This actually took me ALL DAY. It;s not like I have hundreds of essay to write or anything...
EPIC POST TIME
ALL THE REASONS I LOVE ANGELA MARTIN plus some Dwangela too!!!!
We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?
She is always prepared
She has such an interest in Modern literature
She hates Yankee Swap
Angela: Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere.
Want to know what Assorted Cutlery means? Let Angela explain:
She disapproves
She gets jealous
JAMAICAN
Kevin: Hey.
Angela: Hey.
Kevin: You wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: You wanna get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.
Angela: Stop...
Michael: OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.
She sucks at Customer Service
She is an adorable Cat :D
She has a friend called Noelle
Dwangela
A random dwangela montage idk what I was trying to achieve here:
Bumpin' Birkenstocks in Email Surveillance
Sweeter than candy in The Injury
Dwight: Huh. Do you like candy?
Angela: It's alright.
Dwight: Cause you're sweeter than candy.
Angela: What is wrong with you? *bumpat*
Angela: Hey!
Valentines Day
Dwight: Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
Angela: Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dwight: Oh I did. I did.
Angela: I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
Dwight: Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.
Angela: Really? Well, I hope I do.
Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
Recording in Dwight's Speech
Angela: The very best of luck to you, Dwight.
Dwight: Thank you, Angela.
...
Angela: *cough cough* I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.
Kevin: I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.
Angela: Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.
No cookie in Michael's Birthday
Slap in the face in Casino Night
Knight in Shining Armour in Traveling Salesmen
Angela: Everything ok?
Dwight: Everything is fine. You are in the clear.
Angela: Thank you.
Handshake in The Return
She likes big aggressive men in The Negotiation
Plotting Sabotage in Beach Games
Dwight: Sabotage.
Angela: What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?
Dwight: No. I was saying that before. Not now. Now I am saying sabotage. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team.
Angela: I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.
Dwight: If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.
She thinks lots of colours are whorish
She has adorable HAIR!!
She is secretly a HXC street fighter
She shops at the American Girl Store for outfits worn by Large Colonial Dolls
She sings karaoke Christmas Carols
She is tiny and has to stand on a chair to reach things
She sticks up for Dwight
She fell out with her sister and they haven't spoken for Fifteen years
I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don't even remember. So... yeah. I'm pretty good.
She is angry
She hates Kelly
Goodbye Kelly Kapoor.
She loves to plan Parties
She loves Sprinkles
I don't understand what you want from me
The End. I think I went a little overboard.
EPIC POST TIME
ALL THE REASONS I LOVE ANGELA MARTIN plus some Dwangela too!!!!
We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?
She is always prepared
She has such an interest in Modern literature
She hates Yankee Swap
Angela: Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere.
Want to know what Assorted Cutlery means? Let Angela explain:
She disapproves
She gets jealous
JAMAICAN
Kevin: Hey.
Angela: Hey.
Kevin: You wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: You wanna get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.
Angela: Stop...
Michael: OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.
She sucks at Customer Service
She is an adorable Cat :D
She has a friend called Noelle
Dwangela
A random dwangela montage idk what I was trying to achieve here:
Bumpin' Birkenstocks in Email Surveillance
Sweeter than candy in The Injury
Dwight: Huh. Do you like candy?
Angela: It's alright.
Dwight: Cause you're sweeter than candy.
Angela: What is wrong with you? *bumpat*
Angela: Hey!
Valentines Day
Dwight: Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
Angela: Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dwight: Oh I did. I did.
Angela: I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
Dwight: Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.
Angela: Really? Well, I hope I do.
Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
Recording in Dwight's Speech
Angela: The very best of luck to you, Dwight.
Dwight: Thank you, Angela.
...
Angela: *cough cough* I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.
Kevin: I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.
Angela: Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.
No cookie in Michael's Birthday
Slap in the face in Casino Night
Knight in Shining Armour in Traveling Salesmen
Angela: Everything ok?
Dwight: Everything is fine. You are in the clear.
Angela: Thank you.
Handshake in The Return
She likes big aggressive men in The Negotiation
Plotting Sabotage in Beach Games
Dwight: Sabotage.
Angela: What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?
Dwight: No. I was saying that before. Not now. Now I am saying sabotage. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team.
Angela: I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.
Dwight: If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.
She thinks lots of colours are whorish
She has adorable HAIR!!
She is secretly a HXC street fighter
She shops at the American Girl Store for outfits worn by Large Colonial Dolls
She sings karaoke Christmas Carols
She is tiny and has to stand on a chair to reach things
She sticks up for Dwight
She fell out with her sister and they haven't spoken for Fifteen years
I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don't even remember. So... yeah. I'm pretty good.
She is angry
She hates Kelly
Goodbye Kelly Kapoor.
She loves to plan Parties
She loves Sprinkles
I don't understand what you want from me
The End. I think I went a little overboard.