Zombie mall killing redux
Never let it be said that I can't beat a dead horse. Or an undead horse, as the case may be.
Continues directly from here. Music is for sampling purposes -- or zombie-killing purposes -- only.
Suarez || Reletti || Ortilla || Lorne || Safir
The breakdown: 1 -- Lorne & Yoni; 2-6 -- Suarez; 7-11 -- Reletti; 12-16 -- Ortilla.
1. Thin Lizzy - Jail Break (4:03)
"How'd it go, sir?"
"I can think of better ways to spend an afternoon."
"On the bright side, they'll probably kill themselves off before the Wraith come for them."
"So we're not coming back, then?"
"No, I don't think so."
"Hey, sir, Suarez wanted to ask you something."
"What is it, Sergeant?"
".... Nothing, sir. It'll keep."
[The boys have seen what's on both Lorne's and Yoni's iPods; they're a little embarrassed about Lorne's and while they can identify much of what's on Yoni's, they weren't going to pick any of the non-English tracks out of a sneaking suspicion that Doc's finely honed (to shiv-like sharpness) sense of irony carries over into his music selection. This was deemed a safe choice.]
2. NWA - Straight Outta Compton (4:26)
2. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya (2:43)
"No. Fucking. Way."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Because you are a failure of a Latino from Bumblefuck, Ohio and you've never seen the projects in your life except when you watch The Wire."
"I don't think they make socio-economically-appropriate music for people like Suarez."
"You listen to white-boy music, dog! Men who look like girls! Don't think I haven't seen that picture of you in your footlocker, Pretty Pretty Princess. You don't get to play that card."
"I'm not listening to gangsta crap if I don't have to. Pick something else."
"Fine."
"... and that's better how?"
"It was in that movie with the hot chick and the stoner dude. If they're down with ODB, so are you."
3. Cypress Hill - Cock The Hammer (4:25)
"They're the ones that smoked weed on TV, right?"
".... maybe?"
4. Prodigy - Bomb The Bass / Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five / The Charlatans / Prodigy / Jane's Addiction / Tim Dog Featuring KRS One (6:45)
"Oh, man. No."
"What do you mean, no? You got that album for me, retard."
"For you to listen to. Not for me to have to."
5. Moby - Alice (Radio Edit) (3:36)
"... you listen to Moby?"
"It's not Moby singing. I don't know what he's doing."
"Moby?"
"Hey, he wanted to bring Alice along, remember?"
6. Le Peuple de L'Herbe - Mission (Feat. JC 001) (4:25)
"Does that mean Weed People?"
"... maybe?"
"That's forty percent with the dope fiends. Your playlist's gonna need a fucking moral waiver, dog."
7. Soul Coughing - Super Bon Bon (3:33)
"What the fuck does that even mean?"
"It means I have better taste than you."
8. Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right To Party (3:27)
9. The Whip - Throw It In The Fire (5:14)
"This isn't music."
"It sounds like the background music to an old video game. Like Mario Brothers or something."
"Killing zombies in a mall is a video game."
10. VAST - Falling From The Sky (3:12)
11. The Crystal Method - Born Too Slow (2:59)
"Is that the guy from Cinderella?"
"The prince? What does Cinderella have to do with anything?"
"After he married Cinderella, he started a band and played generator parties on weekends with Kyuss."
"That's a no, then."
12. Pantera - Cowboys From Hell (4:06)
"We should do a cowboy playlist. Gunny'd love us."
"Gunny wouldn't love us if we had to use the Major's cowboy song."
"Or yours. Actually, no. You go tell him you've got a song about gay cowboys that you want him to hear."
"At least you didn't have to sit through the fucking movie!"
"It got you laid, didn't it?"
"High price to pay, man. High price to pay."
13. Metallica - The Four Horsemen (7:13)
13. Metallica - Seek & Destroy (6:55)
"Wait, shouldn't we be either three horsemen or five?"
"Right, after Conquest, War, Famine, and Death comes the purple sparkly pony of Angst."
"Fuck you, man. But either we're taking Doc and the Major or we're not. And if we are, then four's a bad number."
"Well, if we're rounding up the posse, then it could either be five or six or ten, depending on if we're counting our famous people."
"Why would it be six... oh. Never mind. Wait, why are you deleting the song?"
14. Ministry - N.W.O. (5:31)
"You know, you get on Suarez for the gangsta crap and then you pick this?"
15. Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction (4:02)
16. Stabbing Westward - Save Yourself (4:13)
Whole playlist as a zip file (rename to zip)
Continues directly from here. Music is for sampling purposes -- or zombie-killing purposes -- only.
Suarez || Reletti || Ortilla || Lorne || Safir
The breakdown: 1 -- Lorne & Yoni; 2-6 -- Suarez; 7-11 -- Reletti; 12-16 -- Ortilla.
1. Thin Lizzy - Jail Break (4:03)
"How'd it go, sir?"
"I can think of better ways to spend an afternoon."
"On the bright side, they'll probably kill themselves off before the Wraith come for them."
"So we're not coming back, then?"
"No, I don't think so."
"Hey, sir, Suarez wanted to ask you something."
"What is it, Sergeant?"
".... Nothing, sir. It'll keep."
[The boys have seen what's on both Lorne's and Yoni's iPods; they're a little embarrassed about Lorne's and while they can identify much of what's on Yoni's, they weren't going to pick any of the non-English tracks out of a sneaking suspicion that Doc's finely honed (to shiv-like sharpness) sense of irony carries over into his music selection. This was deemed a safe choice.]
2. NWA - Straight Outta Compton (4:26)
2. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya (2:43)
"No. Fucking. Way."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Because you are a failure of a Latino from Bumblefuck, Ohio and you've never seen the projects in your life except when you watch The Wire."
"I don't think they make socio-economically-appropriate music for people like Suarez."
"You listen to white-boy music, dog! Men who look like girls! Don't think I haven't seen that picture of you in your footlocker, Pretty Pretty Princess. You don't get to play that card."
"I'm not listening to gangsta crap if I don't have to. Pick something else."
"Fine."
"... and that's better how?"
"It was in that movie with the hot chick and the stoner dude. If they're down with ODB, so are you."
3. Cypress Hill - Cock The Hammer (4:25)
"They're the ones that smoked weed on TV, right?"
".... maybe?"
4. Prodigy - Bomb The Bass / Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five / The Charlatans / Prodigy / Jane's Addiction / Tim Dog Featuring KRS One (6:45)
"Oh, man. No."
"What do you mean, no? You got that album for me, retard."
"For you to listen to. Not for me to have to."
5. Moby - Alice (Radio Edit) (3:36)
"... you listen to Moby?"
"It's not Moby singing. I don't know what he's doing."
"Moby?"
"Hey, he wanted to bring Alice along, remember?"
6. Le Peuple de L'Herbe - Mission (Feat. JC 001) (4:25)
"Does that mean Weed People?"
"... maybe?"
"That's forty percent with the dope fiends. Your playlist's gonna need a fucking moral waiver, dog."
7. Soul Coughing - Super Bon Bon (3:33)
"What the fuck does that even mean?"
"It means I have better taste than you."
8. Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right To Party (3:27)
9. The Whip - Throw It In The Fire (5:14)
"This isn't music."
"It sounds like the background music to an old video game. Like Mario Brothers or something."
"Killing zombies in a mall is a video game."
10. VAST - Falling From The Sky (3:12)
11. The Crystal Method - Born Too Slow (2:59)
"Is that the guy from Cinderella?"
"The prince? What does Cinderella have to do with anything?"
"After he married Cinderella, he started a band and played generator parties on weekends with Kyuss."
"That's a no, then."
12. Pantera - Cowboys From Hell (4:06)
"We should do a cowboy playlist. Gunny'd love us."
"Gunny wouldn't love us if we had to use the Major's cowboy song."
"Or yours. Actually, no. You go tell him you've got a song about gay cowboys that you want him to hear."
"At least you didn't have to sit through the fucking movie!"
"It got you laid, didn't it?"
"High price to pay, man. High price to pay."
13. Metallica - The Four Horsemen (7:13)
13. Metallica - Seek & Destroy (6:55)
"Wait, shouldn't we be either three horsemen or five?"
"Right, after Conquest, War, Famine, and Death comes the purple sparkly pony of Angst."
"Fuck you, man. But either we're taking Doc and the Major or we're not. And if we are, then four's a bad number."
"Well, if we're rounding up the posse, then it could either be five or six or ten, depending on if we're counting our famous people."
"Why would it be six... oh. Never mind. Wait, why are you deleting the song?"
14. Ministry - N.W.O. (5:31)
"You know, you get on Suarez for the gangsta crap and then you pick this?"
15. Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction (4:02)
16. Stabbing Westward - Save Yourself (4:13)
Whole playlist as a zip file (rename to zip)