'The Marvellous Adventures Of Owen The Sheep-Shagger And His Cucumber Cock'
^^ My boyfriend came up with this title after a conversation which you do not want to know the exact details of. I want it to somehow be written, so very. very. much.
I also:
- am still alive.
- have too much work to do.
- want to actually use LJ again for more than stalking my f-list.
Ahhhh, one day...
(P.S. I want to stab Alex Drake in the face, multiple times, with a spork, this is normal y/n? Genuine question here peoples.)