Bits & Bits 12.01.2011
☆ I forgot how I used to do these. I hope the style isn't too different now, haha.
☆ Family Con 10.01.2011 Report bits:
♪ Machida playing with little Jr's (...that did not sound creepy! ) He pretended to be a Jr. (Maachin you're almost 30. Ah well, since you're cute, it can be forgiven!)
♪ In 99% Liberty (PAUSE. THEY PERFORM 99% LIBERTY?!?! FSDNJAFJASF ) , Tsuyoshi pushed off Fuku-chan and Kosshi from the stage. Machida's eyes met Tsuyoshi's and Maachin retreated while smiling. ( Ahahaha, I can see this. Do not fear, Maachin! )
Well in the end, he was embraced by Tsuyoshi, and while laughing with a face that goes "Kya~ha~!", he was thrown off the stage too. Then he worked his best to come right up. It apparently was really cute. ( But I'm lost in the report. Don't understand at all HAHA. )
♫ KARA?!
From the talk about Tatsumi-kun's KARA mimicry,
It came into light that it was actually Koichi coaching the choreography.
From there on, it started: "Captain Theatre" in Tsuyoshi's command.
Tsuyoshi: "Today there's something that I must tell you about."
Everyone: "What is it, captain?"
Tsuyoshi: "The truth is, my partner wants to join KARA."
The 6 of them breaking down crying with terror: "Captai~n!"
"Don't cry!"
The 6 of them who are desperately wiping off their tears: "We're not cryi~ng!"
♪ ～Omission～
"Bow while facing that setting sun."
The 6 of them facing the sun while fighting tears
And bowing silently. ~The End~
LMAO.
Ofcourse Koichi is watching silently without saying anything at all.
Tsuyoshi says something like this goes on about for 3 hours every time.
Then Koichi says "Seriously, these guys are so loud."
And talks about the inside story of BPM's Onsen.
Tsuyoshi: "The funny thing is that Yonehana watched all that so calmly.
While thinking that maybe Machida was also watching it calmly, it turned out that he was only staring into space. (laugh) That calm guy was there, and that stupefied guy was there..And at the back the other 4 was cluttering. It's kind of funny.(laugh) If you make a comedy show with these guys, I think you'll definitely get watchers. And I want to come out once a week with a dicey character."
♪ Nanami did not translate for so long so her translating skills are sweeping the floor.
♪ Ofcourse everyone goes all "I wanna do it!" with sparkly eyes. (*~*)!
Tsuyoshi: "It's Comedy you know~...A funny show you can dance in. Somehow."
Tatsumi: "Koichi-kun please write a song."
Koichi: "I absoluetly won't." Refused!!
Kosshi: "Please write "Yone's sea"."
Koichi burst into laughters at the "Yone's sea".
Wtf jdskflaflf. Yone no umi fsdkjalf. I'LL LISTEN TO THAT.
♪ "Ureshingo",
Yu rejects it saying: "Doesn't it say Shingo here?"
♪ Yone's tsukkomi. I missed it!
Maachin is doing his best while confirming the choreography, desperately.
Tsuyoshi is teaching himhim. It might be because he was concerned
since he was defeated by Maachin in KinKi You con.
They both face the back and practice the dance ...
Yonehana: "You're overdoing the confirmation."
♪ I have no idea what's going up on there.
♪Setup OK!
Machida stood in the middle of the stage and takes a deep bow.
And returned as if he was embarrassed to start alone.
He asked for Yuuchans to "Say something"
He bows again and enters, Machida who received "Love Injection" from Yuuchans.
He properly bowed at the end as well.
Starts with a bow, ends with a bow. It was a cute Love Injection!
♪ I still have no idea whatsoever. But I stopped judging KinKi Concerts forever ago.
♪ Near the end
Tsuyoshi: "Today too, is over without any problems.."
The 6 people tsukkomi-ing fast enough "There was!!"
"Did something happen at the stage over there?"
"There was someone who fell yesterday but today ~~~..."
"When I looked up, there was no one at that stage ~~~..."
"That one was an accident."
All witnesses speak up at once
Tsuyoshi: "Say it one at a time."
♫ "While I was walking like this, today there's no one there naa." and before anyone knew, those four fell in slow motion as if it was an act of god. And while standing at the corner Machida fell as well.
"Iya, when I looked, Machida san was resisting with both hands."
ktkr, Yone's tsukkomi!
Tsuyoshi says he found it funny that everyone fell in different timing.
Fukuda seems to have acted all dramatic about it,
while Kosshi was all "Douzo~(The voice of his heart)"
Kosshi was all nonresistant and surrendered himself to Tsuyoshi. Haha.
Tsuyoshi: "Machidasan was like 'Please hold me'!" kfjlaf.
♪ After everyone went away,
Tsuyoshi: "Iya~ So funy. Don't those guys have an other side?" (Other side, yin, a side we don't see. blabla.)
Koichi: They have another side to themselves yo. But will definitely not show it."
♪ I hate my translation right now, HAHA. But bear with it.
♪ Member introduction: Everyone making the Love Injection Pose.
♪ Before the member introduction started, Koichi says that they're Domoto Family too.
♪ Tsuyoshi introduced Yonehana as "Kushiyaki". After that Yone does a gentlemanly bow which Tsuyoshi says that it was appropiate for an introduction like that.
When the others are all ??? about it, Tsuyoshi explains.
It was the same story of when KinKi went to Usagiya with MA and about the menu for foreigners. Reaction: "Wtf is that LMAO!?" (ofcourse, imagine that in Japanese.)
To that Yone explains with a serious face,
that he was the only guy who got the menu for foreigners.
After Yuuchans leave,
"Then, it's 'Ureshingo' and 'Kushiyaki'"
Again introducing MA is Tsuyoshi.
"What sort of duo is that?!" Tsukkomi-ing themselves. LMAO , this is adorable. I love Ureshingo!
♪ This made me go literally "awww T_________T".
Made me remember why I love Ureshingo and Kushiyaki..No, Musical Academy. I can feel tears coming up. Really. Bad bad bad.
Koichi opens his mouth to say something but then stops again.
Then while thinking about a lot of things, he speaks.
" These guys are, seriously...
To these guys...I have no words.
The power these two have is...amazing."
Koichi says earnestly and seriously.
Yonehana and Machida bows their heads deep and deeper.
"MA, Machida, Yonehana, Thank you!"
Both KinKi and the audience hall, clapped for them.
(TOT) Inner Nanami is crying, guys. Crying. JFDASKLFJASDFKJ T_T
▼ W Encore
At the last jump, Machida seems to have jumped off from the stage
and fell with all his strenght. ..... (idiot)
Tsuyoshi: "Machidasan, why did you fell at the end of the last part?"
☆ Family Concert 9th January!
♪ Garasu no shounen: MACHIDA & YONE shinme!! I missed this.
♪ Machida high-fived the little jr's after running on the stage with them. Haha, what an adorable senpai.
♪ A jr was blocked by Maachin while he was playing with the kids ,
when Maachin realized it, as if he was making way for KinKi Kids,
got on one knee and was all "Douzo~"
♪MC:
Before MA went up stage, KinKi was all getting excited on the topic of "The Jr. who was pranked by his senpai on stage."
Koichi: "Nowadays that sort of thing doesn't happen at all, naa..."
MA&Yuuchans on stage: *roar of laughter*
♪ Koichi: "What are you guys laughing about on stage?!"
Yone: "'You're saying that sort of thing doesn't happen anymore' but didn't you just do it over there? (laugh)"
fasdjlfdafjalf LMAO AS EXPECTED FROM YONE. TSUKKOMI AWAY ♥
♪ It seems like at backstage Matsuzaki kun was thrown from stage by Koichi.
Yone: "And apparently it was revenge because he couldn't throw him off yesterday."
LMAO. LMAO. LMAO, WHAT ARE YOU, KIDS?!....i take that back.
♪ Koichi ignores them asking if there is any other story like that.
When they can't think of anything else:
Koichi: "It's because you guys were raised in Sparta."
Someone makes a mane of Sanche-san: "You guys are idiots!"
Yone says something about it's because generally people join from being idiots. And Kinki is like we were so much, that Johnny-san got angry at us.
♪ Fukuchan brings up an incident in Koichi's solo con bonus up?,
on the way to the center stage, Koichi wasn't forward enough,
so MAD was blocked while dancing.
Tsuyoshi: "It's ok to push him off and go in those kind of times."
Yuuchans: "But he was singing so happily..."
♪ Yone: If we're starting those kind of stories..."
"It's Machida-san who was stepping with Tsuyoshikun."
Tsuyoshi: "I was standing right here, " and he shows off the situation, "
and Maachin stands across him. He bends his elbow at the side of his face,
When Tsuyoshi forgets to step back, Machida's elbow seems to have hit Tsuyoshi's face.
Koichi: I remember it was Machida-san's fault.
Tsuyoshi, while looking at Machida: "I thought "What the hell?" too but (looked at Machida's steps) then I thought aah, I was gonna step back."
♪ Tsuyoshi recalls wearing Kimura (Takuya)'s outfits;
Yone: We wore KinKisan's outfits a lot in the past.
♪ The MC goes on for an hour.
MA goes to fetch KinKis Mic stand.
The set that holds the mic is loose and starts to fall so Tsuyoshi tsukkomis saying "Machida~"
In confusion, he fixes and puts it back in place. "Sorry~" So cute, Machida.
♪ This was fail but I'll get better if I continue hahah. OTL. It's just her Japanese is so difficult to understand and my English is so..bad. HAHA. Well, I missed MA.
♪ Meanwhile in Japan ...
YARACCHI , WELCOME HOME ♥ He is back from LA!
Welcome, welcome! jflasfadsf.
I want to see him soon ♥
☆ Family Con 10.01.2011 Report bits:
♪ Machida playing with little Jr's (...that did not sound creepy! ) He pretended to be a Jr. (Maachin you're almost 30. Ah well, since you're cute, it can be forgiven!)
♪ In 99% Liberty (PAUSE. THEY PERFORM 99% LIBERTY?!?! FSDNJAFJASF ) , Tsuyoshi pushed off Fuku-chan and Kosshi from the stage. Machida's eyes met Tsuyoshi's and Maachin retreated while smiling. ( Ahahaha, I can see this. Do not fear, Maachin! )
Well in the end, he was embraced by Tsuyoshi, and while laughing with a face that goes "Kya~ha~!", he was thrown off the stage too. Then he worked his best to come right up. It apparently was really cute. ( But I'm lost in the report. Don't understand at all HAHA. )
♫ KARA?!
From the talk about Tatsumi-kun's KARA mimicry,
It came into light that it was actually Koichi coaching the choreography.
From there on, it started: "Captain Theatre" in Tsuyoshi's command.
Tsuyoshi: "Today there's something that I must tell you about."
Everyone: "What is it, captain?"
Tsuyoshi: "The truth is, my partner wants to join KARA."
The 6 of them breaking down crying with terror: "Captai~n!"
"Don't cry!"
The 6 of them who are desperately wiping off their tears: "We're not cryi~ng!"
♪ ～Omission～
"Bow while facing that setting sun."
The 6 of them facing the sun while fighting tears
And bowing silently. ~The End~
LMAO.
Ofcourse Koichi is watching silently without saying anything at all.
Tsuyoshi says something like this goes on about for 3 hours every time.
Then Koichi says "Seriously, these guys are so loud."
And talks about the inside story of BPM's Onsen.
Tsuyoshi: "The funny thing is that Yonehana watched all that so calmly.
While thinking that maybe Machida was also watching it calmly, it turned out that he was only staring into space. (laugh) That calm guy was there, and that stupefied guy was there..And at the back the other 4 was cluttering. It's kind of funny.(laugh) If you make a comedy show with these guys, I think you'll definitely get watchers. And I want to come out once a week with a dicey character."
♪ Nanami did not translate for so long so her translating skills are sweeping the floor.
♪ Ofcourse everyone goes all "I wanna do it!" with sparkly eyes. (*~*)!
Tsuyoshi: "It's Comedy you know~...A funny show you can dance in. Somehow."
Tatsumi: "Koichi-kun please write a song."
Koichi: "I absoluetly won't." Refused!!
Kosshi: "Please write "Yone's sea"."
Koichi burst into laughters at the "Yone's sea".
Wtf jdskflaflf. Yone no umi fsdkjalf. I'LL LISTEN TO THAT.
♪ "Ureshingo",
Yu rejects it saying: "Doesn't it say Shingo here?"
♪ Yone's tsukkomi. I missed it!
Maachin is doing his best while confirming the choreography, desperately.
Tsuyoshi is teaching himhim. It might be because he was concerned
since he was defeated by Maachin in KinKi You con.
They both face the back and practice the dance ...
Yonehana: "You're overdoing the confirmation."
♪ I have no idea what's going up on there.
♪Setup OK!
Machida stood in the middle of the stage and takes a deep bow.
And returned as if he was embarrassed to start alone.
He asked for Yuuchans to "Say something"
He bows again and enters, Machida who received "Love Injection" from Yuuchans.
He properly bowed at the end as well.
Starts with a bow, ends with a bow. It was a cute Love Injection!
♪ I still have no idea whatsoever. But I stopped judging KinKi Concerts forever ago.
♪ Near the end
Tsuyoshi: "Today too, is over without any problems.."
The 6 people tsukkomi-ing fast enough "There was!!"
"Did something happen at the stage over there?"
"There was someone who fell yesterday but today ~~~..."
"When I looked up, there was no one at that stage ~~~..."
"That one was an accident."
All witnesses speak up at once
Tsuyoshi: "Say it one at a time."
♫ "While I was walking like this, today there's no one there naa." and before anyone knew, those four fell in slow motion as if it was an act of god. And while standing at the corner Machida fell as well.
"Iya, when I looked, Machida san was resisting with both hands."
ktkr, Yone's tsukkomi!
Tsuyoshi says he found it funny that everyone fell in different timing.
Fukuda seems to have acted all dramatic about it,
while Kosshi was all "Douzo~(The voice of his heart)"
Kosshi was all nonresistant and surrendered himself to Tsuyoshi. Haha.
Tsuyoshi: "Machidasan was like 'Please hold me'!" kfjlaf.
♪ After everyone went away,
Tsuyoshi: "Iya~ So funy. Don't those guys have an other side?" (Other side, yin, a side we don't see. blabla.)
Koichi: They have another side to themselves yo. But will definitely not show it."
♪ I hate my translation right now, HAHA. But bear with it.
♪ Member introduction: Everyone making the Love Injection Pose.
♪ Before the member introduction started, Koichi says that they're Domoto Family too.
♪ Tsuyoshi introduced Yonehana as "Kushiyaki". After that Yone does a gentlemanly bow which Tsuyoshi says that it was appropiate for an introduction like that.
When the others are all ??? about it, Tsuyoshi explains.
It was the same story of when KinKi went to Usagiya with MA and about the menu for foreigners. Reaction: "Wtf is that LMAO!?" (ofcourse, imagine that in Japanese.)
To that Yone explains with a serious face,
that he was the only guy who got the menu for foreigners.
After Yuuchans leave,
"Then, it's 'Ureshingo' and 'Kushiyaki'"
Again introducing MA is Tsuyoshi.
"What sort of duo is that?!" Tsukkomi-ing themselves. LMAO , this is adorable. I love Ureshingo!
♪ This made me go literally "awww T_________T".
Made me remember why I love Ureshingo and Kushiyaki..No, Musical Academy. I can feel tears coming up. Really. Bad bad bad.
Koichi opens his mouth to say something but then stops again.
Then while thinking about a lot of things, he speaks.
" These guys are, seriously...
To these guys...I have no words.
The power these two have is...amazing."
Koichi says earnestly and seriously.
Yonehana and Machida bows their heads deep and deeper.
"MA, Machida, Yonehana, Thank you!"
Both KinKi and the audience hall, clapped for them.
(TOT) Inner Nanami is crying, guys. Crying. JFDASKLFJASDFKJ T_T
▼ W Encore
At the last jump, Machida seems to have jumped off from the stage
and fell with all his strenght. ..... (idiot)
Tsuyoshi: "Machidasan, why did you fell at the end of the last part?"
☆ Family Concert 9th January!
♪ Garasu no shounen: MACHIDA & YONE shinme!! I missed this.
♪ Machida high-fived the little jr's after running on the stage with them. Haha, what an adorable senpai.
♪ A jr was blocked by Maachin while he was playing with the kids ,
when Maachin realized it, as if he was making way for KinKi Kids,
got on one knee and was all "Douzo~"
♪MC:
Before MA went up stage, KinKi was all getting excited on the topic of "The Jr. who was pranked by his senpai on stage."
Koichi: "Nowadays that sort of thing doesn't happen at all, naa..."
MA&Yuuchans on stage: *roar of laughter*
♪ Koichi: "What are you guys laughing about on stage?!"
Yone: "'You're saying that sort of thing doesn't happen anymore' but didn't you just do it over there? (laugh)"
fasdjlfdafjalf LMAO AS EXPECTED FROM YONE. TSUKKOMI AWAY ♥
♪ It seems like at backstage Matsuzaki kun was thrown from stage by Koichi.
Yone: "And apparently it was revenge because he couldn't throw him off yesterday."
LMAO. LMAO. LMAO, WHAT ARE YOU, KIDS?!....i take that back.
♪ Koichi ignores them asking if there is any other story like that.
When they can't think of anything else:
Koichi: "It's because you guys were raised in Sparta."
Someone makes a mane of Sanche-san: "You guys are idiots!"
Yone says something about it's because generally people join from being idiots. And Kinki is like we were so much, that Johnny-san got angry at us.
♪ Fukuchan brings up an incident in Koichi's solo con bonus up?,
on the way to the center stage, Koichi wasn't forward enough,
so MAD was blocked while dancing.
Tsuyoshi: "It's ok to push him off and go in those kind of times."
Yuuchans: "But he was singing so happily..."
♪ Yone: If we're starting those kind of stories..."
"It's Machida-san who was stepping with Tsuyoshikun."
Tsuyoshi: "I was standing right here, " and he shows off the situation, "
and Maachin stands across him. He bends his elbow at the side of his face,
When Tsuyoshi forgets to step back, Machida's elbow seems to have hit Tsuyoshi's face.
Koichi: I remember it was Machida-san's fault.
Tsuyoshi, while looking at Machida: "I thought "What the hell?" too but (looked at Machida's steps) then I thought aah, I was gonna step back."
♪ Tsuyoshi recalls wearing Kimura (Takuya)'s outfits;
Yone: We wore KinKisan's outfits a lot in the past.
♪ The MC goes on for an hour.
MA goes to fetch KinKis Mic stand.
The set that holds the mic is loose and starts to fall so Tsuyoshi tsukkomis saying "Machida~"
In confusion, he fixes and puts it back in place. "Sorry~" So cute, Machida.
♪ This was fail but I'll get better if I continue hahah. OTL. It's just her Japanese is so difficult to understand and my English is so..bad. HAHA. Well, I missed MA.
♪ Meanwhile in Japan ...
YARACCHI , WELCOME HOME ♥ He is back from LA!
Welcome, welcome! jflasfadsf.
I want to see him soon ♥