Well, now.
zortified wrote a story called "Foul Pleasures" in which an AU Carson just happened to be a penguin. I'll try to put a link up but I have trouble with this stuff. (see previous rant!) It's pure gold crackfic and I recommend it to anyone needing a good laugh.
Foul Pleasure (Warning, the end of it is NC-17 slash, also hilarious, especially Rodney's final line. *G*)
And then this happened...
(hopefully a thumbnail and link)
Don't kick this penguin!
It's all James' fault. My head is full of penguins now. AND THEY WON'T SHUT UP!!!!
Hope you like,posted with the author's permission!