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Sep 24, 2005 22:10

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pocket. The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "AR! It's drivin' me nuts."

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender say, "Sorry. Don't serve food here."

Some jumper cables walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Ok, I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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