Oct 10, 2005 17:17
While pondering some of the themes of my latest work, the 7 paradoxes of human experience (coming soon), I discovered that there are 3 religious truths.
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store, or at Hooters.
but the 7 paradoxes are coming soon. more serious stuff. and why 7 you ask? It's a damn good number to stop on, that's why. The most aesthetically pleasing number in all my essays. I prefer the number 4, but it's just never enough. and 8 and 10 are no good at all. forget about 9. No one ever wrote an essay that was any good having anything to do at all with the number nine. plenty of good rap songs though, but they're not really talking about the number. and I suppose in the essay, I won't really talk about the number seven.