Economy of Destruction
The very short story:
1. Accused everyone in a bar of being high on crack cocaine.
2. Attempted to evade the police.
3. Became entangled in a thorn bush, lost in the woods.
4. Passed out.
5. Awoke a few hours later, cut up pretty badly, missing both of my shoes, and soaked in mud.
6. Walked barefoot back 2 miles, through woods and field, using the sound of passing traffic to guide me.
All in all, I'm covered in cuts, my shoulder is messed up pretty badly, I'm out of money, I have no shoes, no gas, I haven't eaten in 2 days and I'm wearing clothes about 3 times my size. Tommorow is my Macroeconomics final.
1. Accused everyone in a bar of being high on crack cocaine.
2. Attempted to evade the police.
3. Became entangled in a thorn bush, lost in the woods.
4. Passed out.
5. Awoke a few hours later, cut up pretty badly, missing both of my shoes, and soaked in mud.
6. Walked barefoot back 2 miles, through woods and field, using the sound of passing traffic to guide me.
All in all, I'm covered in cuts, my shoulder is messed up pretty badly, I'm out of money, I have no shoes, no gas, I haven't eaten in 2 days and I'm wearing clothes about 3 times my size. Tommorow is my Macroeconomics final.