The Great DeRossi
'That was the deal Hollywood offered: Forget being smart. Forget being a feminist. Forget that year of law school. And definitely forget being gay. Be Portia de Rossi, an Australian ingenue. Rolling Stone hot bombshellcover girl. A modern Rapunzel with silky blond hair bewitching an audience simply by unpinning a tightly knit bun.
Be miserable and self-destructive."
Go, read.
I promise lots of Portia, gayness and adorableness. Also, the article is awesome.