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Dear giant crickets,
This is a declaration of war. You have invaded my home, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna give up without a fight. My mom thinks you're cute, but you freak me out. If you touch me, I will kill you. If you jump at me, I will kill you. If you travel anywhere other than the basement, I will kill you. I don't care if it's bad luck.
No mercy.
Me
This is a declaration of war. You have invaded my home, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna give up without a fight. My mom thinks you're cute, but you freak me out. If you touch me, I will kill you. If you jump at me, I will kill you. If you travel anywhere other than the basement, I will kill you. I don't care if it's bad luck.
No mercy.
Me