Meme from Latte.
Only one per mun, to be fair~
Pick 12 characters, fill in the blanks and answer the questions.
1. Issei
2. Kaito
3. Birkin
4. Adachi
5. Hakuba
6. Haruto
7. Mag
8. Greed
9. Karen
10. Tyki
11. Kanji
12. Retasu
Does 10 (Tyki) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Both. Easily both.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Kanji) most likely bottom to?
Souji would top him and he would like it.
Would you rather do 3 (Birkin) or 5 (Hakuba)?
...I think Hakuba showers regularly.
Which of 4 (Adachi) and 1 (Issei) would you rather have do you?
A-Adachi has some personality flaws, um, even though it's more likely that he'd be willing to do me than Issei. I still have to pick Issei.
12 (Retasu) and 2 (Kaito) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"W-we're not supposed to be doing this are we? We'll get in trouble..." "Not if we don't get caught~" ...weird couple.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Kanji)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I'd pay like $20 for a good doujin. Yeah, I've seen him naked, it's on the internet.
Where are 5 (Hakuba) and 9 (Karen) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
I... guess that's a logical pairing...? They both seem like mostly bedroom kind of people, either one of theirs since they're both rich.
When 12 (Retasu) masturbates, she thinks about...
Apparently there was a boy in a filler episode?
What is 11 (Kanji)'s favorite sex toy?
Naoto's strap-on. No question about it.
Come up with a title for a 12/(Retasu)7(Mag)/1(Issei) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Go On As Three. I'd read it, it sounds like it would be adorable. Warnings, excessive fluff perhaps?
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Kaito) or 6 (Haruto)?
Haruto's more of a bottomy type, but Kaito's not into being tied up... I'd say Haruto.
If 11 (Kanji) and 3 (Birkin) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Yeah, that's forbidden all right. Um, I imagine that Kanji would feel awful about lying about dating this guy who's buddies with Adachi, and probably would tell the rest of the IT. Birkin... um, what would he be able to actually do? Can't see him killing/zombifying him, maybe just breaking up would work.
As a birthday present, 7(Mag)'s longtime lover 5 (Hakuba) offers to do whatever 7 (Mag) wants in bed. What's 7 (Mag)'s secret birthday wish?
I imagine she'd want loads of foreplay. With massages. And massage oils. And things.
Choose a food item for 4(Adachi) and 12(Retasu) to use together.
...Adachi seems like a traditionalist. Whipped cream?
8 (Greed) and 4 (Adachi) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Ahahahahahah. Greed. Greed would not let Adachi's dick anywhere near him.
Which fetish is 9 (Karen) least likely to indulge?
Watersports? Enemas?
What would 5 (Hakuba) do if he/she had 8 (Greed) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
Leave the room. Forever.
What would 10 (Tyki) and 4 (Adachi) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Oooooh dear. Tyki gets much better sex from many other people, regularly, and Adachi is probably embarrassed about being so topped. Tyki would be honest about its mediocreness and Adachi would be all SHUT UP in the background.
10 (Tyki) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Karen) Where is it? What does it say?
...can I skip this one on the grounds that I don't even know if they've talked and I can't imagine it? At all? ...probably on the back, somewhere that would be covered by his gentlemanly clothes. It might not even have words, just some water-related stuff, idek.
Imagine that 2(Kaito) writes an erotic 11/6(Kanji/Haruto) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Kaito what the hell has gotten into you. Um um um. "Sewing lessons for the young priest take an unpredictable turn."
If 2(Kaito) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8(Greed) react?
OH GOD MY EYES akdlskdlskflskf.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Original: Karen and Issei are having a quickie in a broom closet when Greed walks in on them. Naturally enough, Greed joins in, first paging Birkin, who's in the middle of fucking Hakuba into the mattress. Birkin abandons Hakuba on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Hakuba, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Adachi attempts to rescue him. But Hakuba will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Tyki is one of his regular clients.
...Greed, I can maybe see you taking the opportunity to bang a woman, but if there's already a man banging her you don't need to invite another. Birkin, you don't top Hakuba, sorry. Adachi, when are you ever well-meaning? ...when it means rubbing it in Birkin's face, I guess. Aaaand I doubt Tyki needs to pay for sex.
Pick 12 characters, fill in the blanks and answer the questions.
1. Issei
2. Kaito
3. Birkin
4. Adachi
5. Hakuba
6. Haruto
7. Mag
8. Greed
9. Karen
10. Tyki
11. Kanji
12. Retasu
Does 10 (Tyki) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Both. Easily both.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Kanji) most likely bottom to?
Souji would top him and he would like it.
Would you rather do 3 (Birkin) or 5 (Hakuba)?
...I think Hakuba showers regularly.
Which of 4 (Adachi) and 1 (Issei) would you rather have do you?
A-Adachi has some personality flaws, um, even though it's more likely that he'd be willing to do me than Issei. I still have to pick Issei.
12 (Retasu) and 2 (Kaito) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"W-we're not supposed to be doing this are we? We'll get in trouble..." "Not if we don't get caught~" ...weird couple.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Kanji)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I'd pay like $20 for a good doujin. Yeah, I've seen him naked, it's on the internet.
Where are 5 (Hakuba) and 9 (Karen) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
I... guess that's a logical pairing...? They both seem like mostly bedroom kind of people, either one of theirs since they're both rich.
When 12 (Retasu) masturbates, she thinks about...
Apparently there was a boy in a filler episode?
What is 11 (Kanji)'s favorite sex toy?
Naoto's strap-on. No question about it.
Come up with a title for a 12/(Retasu)7(Mag)/1(Issei) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Go On As Three. I'd read it, it sounds like it would be adorable. Warnings, excessive fluff perhaps?
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Kaito) or 6 (Haruto)?
Haruto's more of a bottomy type, but Kaito's not into being tied up... I'd say Haruto.
If 11 (Kanji) and 3 (Birkin) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Yeah, that's forbidden all right. Um, I imagine that Kanji would feel awful about lying about dating this guy who's buddies with Adachi, and probably would tell the rest of the IT. Birkin... um, what would he be able to actually do? Can't see him killing/zombifying him, maybe just breaking up would work.
As a birthday present, 7(Mag)'s longtime lover 5 (Hakuba) offers to do whatever 7 (Mag) wants in bed. What's 7 (Mag)'s secret birthday wish?
I imagine she'd want loads of foreplay. With massages. And massage oils. And things.
Choose a food item for 4(Adachi) and 12(Retasu) to use together.
...Adachi seems like a traditionalist. Whipped cream?
8 (Greed) and 4 (Adachi) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Ahahahahahah. Greed. Greed would not let Adachi's dick anywhere near him.
Which fetish is 9 (Karen) least likely to indulge?
Watersports? Enemas?
What would 5 (Hakuba) do if he/she had 8 (Greed) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
Leave the room. Forever.
What would 10 (Tyki) and 4 (Adachi) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Oooooh dear. Tyki gets much better sex from many other people, regularly, and Adachi is probably embarrassed about being so topped. Tyki would be honest about its mediocreness and Adachi would be all SHUT UP in the background.
10 (Tyki) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Karen) Where is it? What does it say?
...can I skip this one on the grounds that I don't even know if they've talked and I can't imagine it? At all? ...probably on the back, somewhere that would be covered by his gentlemanly clothes. It might not even have words, just some water-related stuff, idek.
Imagine that 2(Kaito) writes an erotic 11/6(Kanji/Haruto) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Kaito what the hell has gotten into you. Um um um. "Sewing lessons for the young priest take an unpredictable turn."
If 2(Kaito) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8(Greed) react?
OH GOD MY EYES akdlskdlskflskf.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Original: Karen and Issei are having a quickie in a broom closet when Greed walks in on them. Naturally enough, Greed joins in, first paging Birkin, who's in the middle of fucking Hakuba into the mattress. Birkin abandons Hakuba on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Hakuba, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Adachi attempts to rescue him. But Hakuba will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Tyki is one of his regular clients.
...Greed, I can maybe see you taking the opportunity to bang a woman, but if there's already a man banging her you don't need to invite another. Birkin, you don't top Hakuba, sorry. Adachi, when are you ever well-meaning? ...when it means rubbing it in Birkin's face, I guess. Aaaand I doubt Tyki needs to pay for sex.