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[misguides]

[It's been a while since he last used this thing and in that time, he's explored, poked his nose around and gotten attacked by some weird rodents. And while some of the people here are adapting, Wolfwood is... Not. Oh, joy of joys. You'd think he'd be used to things not going his way by now

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[pimp_hat]

Yep, dat be 'bout da gist of it.

And just cuz joo don't know how to use a weapon don't mean it be useless.

[misguides]

You're right. They're useless because they're outdated.

[pimp_hat]

Really now? I would t'ink all da corpses I left behind would disagree wid jah.

[misguides]

Yeah, must've done a real number on those rat things.

[pimp_hat]

Nah my torch handled dat well 'nuff. Course stickin' a flammin' rabbit corpse at da end of my sword really helped t'ings.

[misguides]

So you had a barbeque. Great.

[pimp_hat]

Can't let good meat like dat go to waste.

[misguides]

[...Okay, he can't argue that, so back to the bitching about weapons.]

How many of those rabbit things you kill with a sword?

[pimp_hat]

Everyone dat I saw. Didn't exactly count. Kinda had more impuhtant t'ings on my mind.

[misguides]

Yeah, they were a real challenge.

[pimp_hat]

Dey are when dey swarm jah. One of dem furry bastards nearly took off my ear.

[misguides]

Guess I just got luckier than you. The good book was more than enough to send them flying.

[pimp_hat]

Glad joo had an easy time of it mon, but I'll take a sword ovah a book any day.

[misguides]

And I'll take a gun over a sword.

[pimp_hat]

And jah be havin' one right? Maybe it be a liddle oldah den whatchu be used to but at least joo be havin' a gun.

[misguides]

Ain't much use if it's crap, is it?