I am a meme sheep!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I helped pepin_the_lucky see the light (8 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for yedfly (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-947 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
misguided_tears