Survey time.
Who was the last male you talked to?
Ben.
Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
Sarah.
What were you doing at 10am this morning?
Working.
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
Give or take, yeah.
Are you wearing anything on your feet?
Nope.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
They're usually really fucked up.
Where did your last hug take place?
While I was home.
Have you been to a baby shower?
No, thank God.
What color is your hair brush?
I don't use a brush, but my comb is blue.
Do you watch the Super Bowl?
Not if I can help it.
What about World Cup?
Again, not if I can help it.
Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
No, unless my cat counts.
What is the last movie you watched?
The last half of Victor, Victoria.
Do you have your future children's names picked out?
Oh my God, no. No future children.
What color is your mailbox?
It's metal, I suppose. It's kind of a bunch of mailboxes for the entire complex, so it isn't very interesting.
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
No, unless you mean to St. Louis, in which case, yes, several.
What brand is your computer printer?
HP.
How many cars can fit in your driveway?
I live in an apartment.
Who was your Kindergarden teacher?
Mrs. Cook, I think?
Are you taller than your mom?
Yes.
Do you have any bruises right now?
Yeah, I am a total klutz.
Are you cold right now?
Sort of.
It's 53 outside, but about 20 in the apartment.
Do any of your close friends have kids?
Not really my close ones, but some of my friends do, yeah.
Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
No.
What is the closest red object to you?
My makeup case.
Do you play games on your cell phone?
No.
Do you look more like your mom or dad?
Both, I guess.
Have you ever broken a pinata?
No.
If someone doesn't like you it's probably because:
They don't get my sense of humor.
Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Sarah.
What are your plans for this weekend?
Not sure yet. Probably homework. I'm so lame.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, when my friend locked herself out of her house and I drew the short straw to go in and unlock the door.
Do you sing in the shower?
No. My neighbors would never forgive me
.
Do you always wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.
Who wants to die?
I...have no idea? Not I.
Do you have any pets?
Do I ever.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Black.
Name three things that are physically close to you:
Laptop, phone, lotion (for my tattoo, pervert).
What is the last book you read?
Fahrenheit 451.
Are you or were you a good student?
Yes.
What's your favorite sport?
Hockey.
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Yes.
It's a rare treat.
What's the weather like right now?
Fine, I guess.
Who tells the best jokes?
Robin Williams.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I do drive, but no, I've never crashed.
Do you believe in karma?
In the sense that everything comes full circle? Yes.
Do you believe in luck?
Yes.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Scrambled.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Model muscle cars, rubber duckies.
Are you proud of yourself?
Sometimes.
Are you reliable?
I'd like to think so.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes.
What's your favorite food?
Oh, don't make me choose.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
No.
Do like to draw?
Not really.
What's your favorite invention?
Computer or car.
Is your room messy?
Yes. I just have no motivation to keep it tidy.
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Can you really compare the two? ;) Apples, I'd have to say.
Do you give in easily?
Depends.
Are you a good guesser?
No.
I hate guessing.
Can you read other people's expressions?
Yeah.
Are you a bully?
Not in any sincere sense.
Do you have a job?
Yes.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
I rarely eat breakfast.
When was the last time you showered?
Three o'clock or so.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Any day that isn't Tuesday and that I have off from work.
Do you have any nicknames?
Yeah.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
No.
What's your favorite color?
Blue.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
No.
Would you ever go skydiving?
Yes.
What toothpaste do you use?
Arm & Hammer.
Do you enjoy challenges?
Depends.
What's the worst injury you have had?
I threw out my back. It was pretty miserable.
What does your last text message say?
"Do you want to hang out sometime this weekend?"
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Sarah.
What's your favorite school subject?
English.
What's your least favorite school subject?
Math.
Would you rather have money or love?
Love.
What is your dream vacation?
A trip to Tuscany.
What is your favorite animal?
Tiger.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.
What's the last sporting event you watched?
A Cardinals game that David had on.
Do you need to do laundry?
Yes.
Do you listen to the radio?
No.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Honors history class.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Cuss my little head off.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No, because it destroys their ability to fly.
What color are your bed sheets?
Sort of a cream color.
What's your ringtone?
Something really annoying that came with the phone.
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Sarah.
Do you have any obsessions right now?
Music, I suppose.
My eternal obsession.
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
Eh, I guess.
What's your favorite fruity scent?
Melon.
Do you watch cartoons?
No.
Have you ever sat on a roof?
Yes.
Have you ever been to a different country?
No.
Name three things in the world you dislike:
Racists, traffic, war.
Name three people in the world you dislike:
George W. Bush, Miley Cyrus and my ex.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Yes.
Do you like sushi?
No.
Do you believe in magic?
No, but it's fun anyway.
Do you hold grudges?
Depends.
Ben.
Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
Sarah.
What were you doing at 10am this morning?
Working.
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
Give or take, yeah.
Are you wearing anything on your feet?
Nope.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
They're usually really fucked up.
Where did your last hug take place?
While I was home.
Have you been to a baby shower?
No, thank God.
What color is your hair brush?
I don't use a brush, but my comb is blue.
Do you watch the Super Bowl?
Not if I can help it.
What about World Cup?
Again, not if I can help it.
Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
No, unless my cat counts.
What is the last movie you watched?
The last half of Victor, Victoria.
Do you have your future children's names picked out?
Oh my God, no. No future children.
What color is your mailbox?
It's metal, I suppose. It's kind of a bunch of mailboxes for the entire complex, so it isn't very interesting.
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
No, unless you mean to St. Louis, in which case, yes, several.
What brand is your computer printer?
HP.
How many cars can fit in your driveway?
I live in an apartment.
Who was your Kindergarden teacher?
Mrs. Cook, I think?
Are you taller than your mom?
Yes.
Do you have any bruises right now?
Yeah, I am a total klutz.
Are you cold right now?
Sort of.
It's 53 outside, but about 20 in the apartment.
Do any of your close friends have kids?
Not really my close ones, but some of my friends do, yeah.
Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
No.
What is the closest red object to you?
My makeup case.
Do you play games on your cell phone?
No.
Do you look more like your mom or dad?
Both, I guess.
Have you ever broken a pinata?
No.
If someone doesn't like you it's probably because:
They don't get my sense of humor.
Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Sarah.
What are your plans for this weekend?
Not sure yet. Probably homework. I'm so lame.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, when my friend locked herself out of her house and I drew the short straw to go in and unlock the door.
Do you sing in the shower?
No. My neighbors would never forgive me
.
Do you always wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.
Who wants to die?
I...have no idea? Not I.
Do you have any pets?
Do I ever.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Black.
Name three things that are physically close to you:
Laptop, phone, lotion (for my tattoo, pervert).
What is the last book you read?
Fahrenheit 451.
Are you or were you a good student?
Yes.
What's your favorite sport?
Hockey.
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Yes.
It's a rare treat.
What's the weather like right now?
Fine, I guess.
Who tells the best jokes?
Robin Williams.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I do drive, but no, I've never crashed.
Do you believe in karma?
In the sense that everything comes full circle? Yes.
Do you believe in luck?
Yes.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Scrambled.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Model muscle cars, rubber duckies.
Are you proud of yourself?
Sometimes.
Are you reliable?
I'd like to think so.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes.
What's your favorite food?
Oh, don't make me choose.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
No.
Do like to draw?
Not really.
What's your favorite invention?
Computer or car.
Is your room messy?
Yes. I just have no motivation to keep it tidy.
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Can you really compare the two? ;) Apples, I'd have to say.
Do you give in easily?
Depends.
Are you a good guesser?
No.
I hate guessing.
Can you read other people's expressions?
Yeah.
Are you a bully?
Not in any sincere sense.
Do you have a job?
Yes.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
I rarely eat breakfast.
When was the last time you showered?
Three o'clock or so.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Any day that isn't Tuesday and that I have off from work.
Do you have any nicknames?
Yeah.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
No.
What's your favorite color?
Blue.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
No.
Would you ever go skydiving?
Yes.
What toothpaste do you use?
Arm & Hammer.
Do you enjoy challenges?
Depends.
What's the worst injury you have had?
I threw out my back. It was pretty miserable.
What does your last text message say?
"Do you want to hang out sometime this weekend?"
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Sarah.
What's your favorite school subject?
English.
What's your least favorite school subject?
Math.
Would you rather have money or love?
Love.
What is your dream vacation?
A trip to Tuscany.
What is your favorite animal?
Tiger.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.
What's the last sporting event you watched?
A Cardinals game that David had on.
Do you need to do laundry?
Yes.
Do you listen to the radio?
No.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Honors history class.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Cuss my little head off.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No, because it destroys their ability to fly.
What color are your bed sheets?
Sort of a cream color.
What's your ringtone?
Something really annoying that came with the phone.
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Sarah.
Do you have any obsessions right now?
Music, I suppose.
My eternal obsession.
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
Eh, I guess.
What's your favorite fruity scent?
Melon.
Do you watch cartoons?
No.
Have you ever sat on a roof?
Yes.
Have you ever been to a different country?
No.
Name three things in the world you dislike:
Racists, traffic, war.
Name three people in the world you dislike:
George W. Bush, Miley Cyrus and my ex.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Yes.
Do you like sushi?
No.
Do you believe in magic?
No, but it's fun anyway.
Do you hold grudges?
Depends.