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misfortuned

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Feb 11, 2008 23:50

Almost that time of year again. Day to celebrate love and sex, and every piece of rubbish that comes along with that. As someone who generally winds up as love's bitch, I have to say that the entire holiday can kiss my ass.

he's a regular ray of sunshine

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sardonic_moon February 12 2008, 06:05:36 UTC

You're referring to Hallmark Day I assume?

She's lying about some of this, for the lulz. :3 etokyramnasmekt February 12 2008, 06:25:13 UTC

Hallmark Licensing, Incorporated. Founded in 1910. Invented the Greeting Card. Acquired music distribution sector in 2004, which edged out greeting card lines by 2063 as their most profitable sector. Near-complete monopoly of popular culture established by mid-22nd century. Declared a terrorist organization in 2187 by United Nations. 93% of staff is killed in the ensuing war.

Spike is so very, very entertained. misfortuned February 12 2008, 06:27:45 UTC

River, pet. Have I ever told you how wonderful you are?

Then she's happy~<3 etokyramnasmekt February 12 2008, 06:28:36 UTC

Once or twice.

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etokyramnasmekt February 12 2008, 06:26:23 UTC

Can't. No mouth.

misfortuned February 12 2008, 06:29:12 UTC

Alright, then. Anyone who likes to celebrate the day in all it's glory can kiss my ass. That better, then, pet?

etokyramnasmekt February 12 2008, 06:29:50 UTC

More accurate, at least.

misfortuned February 12 2008, 06:30:53 UTC

You don't give in to the load of rubbish, then, do you?

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lamentations317 February 12 2008, 07:04:47 UTC

It only lasts a day and then it's over with. I guess that doesn't help much.

misfortuned February 12 2008, 07:15:13 UTC

You don't happen to be one of those bloody eternal optimists, do you?

lamentations317 February 12 2008, 07:22:16 UTC

A small part of me is, but to be honest I take each day with a grain of salt.

It's the only way to make them tolerable.

misfortuned February 12 2008, 07:26:24 UTC

Days happen to be a lot more interesting when they're filled with intolerable things. Gives you more to sit around and complain about, while you sit back and watch everyone else around this place ruin their lives.

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iluvfunnelcake February 12 2008, 18:50:21 UTC

But I thought you liked sex.

enacting_ace February 12 2008, 23:03:28 UTC

Psh. Stop whining and get a girl, mate!

Er, whoever you are.

Of course, you're not an ace pilot like me, so you don't have that, but I'm sure you could pick up a drunk chick at a bar!

At least this crazy place knows about Valentines' Day...