Failing by Proxy

[misfortony]

Failing by Proxy

Comments

[i_warren]

Are you serious? Are you seriously serious?

[misfortony]

Keep out. This is my writing journal. It's not about you anyway. It's fictional.

[i_warren]

Uh...it's clearly about me. But whatever. No, just write your little lies. "What brother's certain folly..." That means homo, right?

[misfortony]

What? NO. I mean, what do you mean by that? It's about this thing I'm reading for class. It's this old mythology thing. You probably don't know it. It's not a lie.

[i_warren]

Aw. You go to class? That's cute. I thought you spent all your time cradling balls.

[misfortony]

Like you never went to class. Don't pretend like you didn't. I totally have a life. And a girlfriend and stuff.

[i_warren]

Of course you do. Good for you. Does she wear your Letterman's jacket?

[misfortony]

No. She moved so now we're long distance.

Do you... do you play?

[i_warren]

Do I look like I play?

[misfortony]

Do I?!

[i_warren]

Yes.

[misfortony]

I hardly see how that's an insult. Anyway... do you think that maybe I could use some of your icons? If you squint, it's hard to tell the difference between us. Oh, but I guess that means you look like you play lacrosse TOO, huh?

[i_warren]

No.

Because I don't.

Because you can tell. Or are you blind?

[misfortony]

Shut up. No, I'm not BLIND. It's astigmatism and myopathy. My glasses fix it.

[i_warren]

I seriously hope you mean Myopia.

[misfortony]

Yeah, that.

So, I can't use some of your icons, then?