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002 ☼ (voice)/(action)/(forward-dated to early tomorrow, ty holidays)

Dec 21, 2010 21:02

[ Damon is leaning up against his apartment building, nursing a bloody stomach wound that is slowly closing and still leaving a lot of blood on the designer shirt of his GODDAMN YOU, CITY and groaning at the feeling ( Read more... )

what: never living this down, what: the city is full of horrible, what: virginity is overrated, where: polychromatic, what: ic, what: blood donations? anyone?, what: unicorns are devil spawn, what: damon makes the best threats

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voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 04:18:42 UTC

You too?

voice miseternity December 22 2010, 04:22:27 UTC

[ snort ] Don't tell me. Is this the part where we bond over evisceration, little brother?

voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 04:31:54 UTC

I just had hooves to the chest and the shoulder.

voice miseternity December 22 2010, 04:35:01 UTC

[ EVEN THE UNICORNS LIKE STEFAN BETTER. ]

Of course you did. [ you can practically hear him rolling his eyes in the pause. ] I'm going to kill it.

voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 04:37:04 UTC

Is it worth it for me to say, 'No, don't, please?'

voice miseternity December 22 2010, 04:40:45 UTC

It turned you into a carpet and you want me to spare the poor thing's life? What is this, your pathetic version of a dog rescue?

voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 04:46:00 UTC

I'm saying, my brother was almost eviscerated. It probably won't be easy. It might not even be possible.

voice miseternity December 22 2010, 04:47:35 UTC

Please, nothing's impossible to kill. Not even our new friend the Last Unicorn.

voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 05:05:17 UTC

It escaped from the zoo.

voice miseternity December 22 2010, 05:10:23 UTC

They had a unicorn in the zoo?

voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 11:38:56 UTC

I was surprised, too.

voice miseternity December 29 2010, 10:19:25 UTC

Congratulations, you've won understatement of the century. Not only would they need to find a unicorn, they need to catch it. Do you know how --

Of course you do.

I'm going to kill it.

voice historyrepeater December 29 2010, 14:11:11 UTC

Do I know how to what?

voice miseternity December 30 2010, 06:07:30 UTC

Do you know how stupid it is to assume any of this morons have the capacity for catching a unicorn?

voice historyrepeater December 30 2010, 14:34:07 UTC

I know how stupid it is to think unicorns exist. We don't have any more capacity then anyone else. Do you care about why we were attacked?

voice miseternity December 31 2010, 02:13:43 UTC

I imagine we were in its way.

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