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[miseternity]

Looks like it's out of the frying pan and into the ... tacky, snow-logged streets of a city I've never seen. And somehow, still not the worst day I've ever had.

[ there's a noise like he's sort of seething through gritted teeth. ] Yeah, you really shouldn't have done that, though.

But, while you've got me here, maybe whoever's listening to this

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voice;

[commarogue]

[Someone's smoker voice is sounding even rougher than usual. Faith's attempting the usual attitude, and it's nowhere near as convincing as usual. Still, she's freaking irritated that newbie vamps are apparently trying to pull this 'where am I?' bullshit.]

Seriously? At least try to pretend like you're trying. We're so not buying this act.

voice;

[miseternity]

Well, if you're such a mastermind as to figure out exactly what I'm up to, how about you go ahead and inform me what crime I've committed today, Nancy Drew?

voice;

[commarogue]

Yeah look, you're not the first big talker around. Either you end up being some big bad wannabe or being some wannabe's dinner, so.

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[miseternity]

[ he feigns sounding surprised, but it's obvious he's just mocking. ]

Then, I guess this makes me the big bad.

voice;

[miseternity]

[ snap back to flippant! ]

I mean, not a very good one, obviously. What kind of evil genius gets the knock-down drag-out from some creepville city?

voice;

[commarogue]

[Somewhat following; can you hear her eyes roll?]

Dude. From where I'm standing there's a severe lack of genius.

voice;

[miseternity]

Of course you're one to talk. Not that I'm not thoroughly thrilled with this little exchange of ours, but is this going anywhere anytime soon?

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[commarogue]

Never claimed to be a brain.

voice;

[commarogue]

Sure, I was hoping for a movie and then a cream soda. Gotta warn you; I kiss on the first date.

[Also trying to pinpoint you via slayer skill. But between the City and the 10000 other vamps roaming around, it's kind if a pain.]

voice;

[miseternity]

And here I thought that self righteous stick you seem to be sitting on would make the fun thing tough for you. Are you always so welcoming?

voice;

[commarogue]

Me plus fun just equals bad times for cursed vampires. Or...non-gypsy cursed ones anyway.

[No, give her a moment to think over that big hunk of vague.]

Guess it applies to all cursed vamps, actually.

voice;

[miseternity]

[ a pause. boy is he glad stefan clued him in on that one right now. ]

Ah, I see. So you're out playing Van Helsing while we try and fight our newer, darker natures. I can see you take your civic duty very seriously.

voice;

[commarogue]

Sure... [Aaand moving right along.]

You need blood, hit the Raven. You kill someone, that means we don't get to share that cream soda.

voice;

[miseternity]

Yes, dear. [ you can practically hear him rolling his eyes. ] So, who do I call to redeem my cream soda once I've made it a whole day without putting anyone in the ground?

voice;

[commarogue]

Aww, babe. Didn't you hear? Not really how it works. Trust me, I'll find you.

voice;

[miseternity]

How very progressive of you. [ pause. ] I'll be waiting.