spring break
Shit i've had alot of fun over spring break. I have stats
10567---the number of times mic and i have cracked a gay joke at each other
1-------the number of bottles of southern comfort that ive drank
900-----the number of tickets i problably could have gotten
7------ how many times ive woken up with morning wood
6pm-6am---the number of hours matt works like a negro everyday
00000000000000000000000-----number of seconds i spent getting a piece of ass
99999999999999999999999-----number of seconds i spent thinking about a piece of ass
6-----------number of drunk lap dances i gave
70----------number of dollars ive spent on booze
45000-------number of times ive said a curse word (fuck damn etc.)
1-----------number of times one of my friends got a headpiece in his car
40----------number of fights i broken up
1-----------number of punches ive thrown
2-----------number of girls i saw make out for a controlled substance
1000000-----number of girls i wish i saw make out period
1-----------number of boobs i saw fall out of a dress
50000-------times i've laughed
0-----------times i missed going to work
2-----------number of times i saw brawny do the zipline in hartleys back yard.
thats my spring break stats
post a reply or leave me alone i really dont care unless this is mother in which case happy mothers day.
10567---the number of times mic and i have cracked a gay joke at each other
1-------the number of bottles of southern comfort that ive drank
900-----the number of tickets i problably could have gotten
7------ how many times ive woken up with morning wood
6pm-6am---the number of hours matt works like a negro everyday
00000000000000000000000-----number of seconds i spent getting a piece of ass
99999999999999999999999-----number of seconds i spent thinking about a piece of ass
6-----------number of drunk lap dances i gave
70----------number of dollars ive spent on booze
45000-------number of times ive said a curse word (fuck damn etc.)
1-----------number of times one of my friends got a headpiece in his car
40----------number of fights i broken up
1-----------number of punches ive thrown
2-----------number of girls i saw make out for a controlled substance
1000000-----number of girls i wish i saw make out period
1-----------number of boobs i saw fall out of a dress
50000-------times i've laughed
0-----------times i missed going to work
2-----------number of times i saw brawny do the zipline in hartleys back yard.
thats my spring break stats
post a reply or leave me alone i really dont care unless this is mother in which case happy mothers day.