Alee's exciting lifer!
Head Lines!
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Everyone is a suspect! They found a rather munted body behind my gothy friend Mitch's house yesterday. Under the bridge near the scout hall, been there for a while. We wondered why is smelt so goddamn awful down there * gag * we had smokes on that bridge.... we ran through that creek @_@!! My brother, morbid as he is, wound up there taking a geezer and rings me up to get him. Yay! So I rock up and I'm all curious because we have park parties down there, hoping it wasn't one of the many run away friends I have O_o. I pick up my brother and shoot out of there only to be chased by a cop, who pulled me over.
Cop: Having a good day?
lee: >>......kinda...
Cop: Noticed you driving around.
lee: just...you know picking up my brother >>.....* fake grin*
cop: Can I see your license?
lee: Um...sure. * fiddle*
cop: Alexis?
lee: yeah
cop: still living in Maud st?
Lee: yup o_o
cop: this your car?
lee: my dad's.....
cop: this the first time you been down here today?
lee: Yeah I've been at work la.
Cop: *eyes* You look somewhat familiar..
lee: I get around o_o;;
cop: we'll be in touch if we need to talk.
lee: sure thing O_O....bye
but I'm so cute and innocent!
Errrrgh smell. SMELL! You never know, Tyler could have just been farting all night.
They found the killer though, quick bastards.
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Tail gaters are fun! When they're up your ass you hit the brakes and then take off again! But it isn't fun when they get beside you and abuse you o_o, actually yes it is because she was a stupid fucking princess and left me alone after I swerved at her and threw my cigarette butt into her passenger seat. O_O.....XD...Bitch mole.
I hate princesses.
On the news!
<< Dolphins save NZ Life savers...typical>>
5 NZ life savers were all out and training and stuff, the fifth one being a coach when a pack of dolphins (a pack?) circled them in a frenzy, keeping them close together and beating their tails on the water.
“By Jesus! Killer Dolphins LAH!”
“Man eating dolphins LAH!”
“Choice!.....Wait!”
But the coach had spotted a 3 metre great white shark lurking underneath them; the dolphins had taken it upon themselves to protect 5 swimmers until they drifted to shore, a whole 40 minutes later!
Us Australians would of hog tied the shark around the clapper and surfed it into shore, because we’re so hardcore like that.
Alee’s cool word she stole from someone else….. BoX ON! “They were boxing on in the grass,” Means to fight. LaH!
Lemming pee!
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Yes he did and he combined it with regular exercise and lost 21 kgs!! Supersize me can eat chicken salad out of Ronald Mc Donald’s ASS!
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My back hurts @_@ and I love Raven
END!
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Everyone is a suspect! They found a rather munted body behind my gothy friend Mitch's house yesterday. Under the bridge near the scout hall, been there for a while. We wondered why is smelt so goddamn awful down there * gag * we had smokes on that bridge.... we ran through that creek @_@!! My brother, morbid as he is, wound up there taking a geezer and rings me up to get him. Yay! So I rock up and I'm all curious because we have park parties down there, hoping it wasn't one of the many run away friends I have O_o. I pick up my brother and shoot out of there only to be chased by a cop, who pulled me over.
Cop: Having a good day?
lee: >>......kinda...
Cop: Noticed you driving around.
lee: just...you know picking up my brother >>.....* fake grin*
cop: Can I see your license?
lee: Um...sure. * fiddle*
cop: Alexis?
lee: yeah
cop: still living in Maud st?
Lee: yup o_o
cop: this your car?
lee: my dad's.....
cop: this the first time you been down here today?
lee: Yeah I've been at work la.
Cop: *eyes* You look somewhat familiar..
lee: I get around o_o;;
cop: we'll be in touch if we need to talk.
lee: sure thing O_O....bye
but I'm so cute and innocent!
Errrrgh smell. SMELL! You never know, Tyler could have just been farting all night.
They found the killer though, quick bastards.
<>
Tail gaters are fun! When they're up your ass you hit the brakes and then take off again! But it isn't fun when they get beside you and abuse you o_o, actually yes it is because she was a stupid fucking princess and left me alone after I swerved at her and threw my cigarette butt into her passenger seat. O_O.....XD...Bitch mole.
I hate princesses.
On the news!
<< Dolphins save NZ Life savers...typical>>
5 NZ life savers were all out and training and stuff, the fifth one being a coach when a pack of dolphins (a pack?) circled them in a frenzy, keeping them close together and beating their tails on the water.
“By Jesus! Killer Dolphins LAH!”
“Man eating dolphins LAH!”
“Choice!.....Wait!”
But the coach had spotted a 3 metre great white shark lurking underneath them; the dolphins had taken it upon themselves to protect 5 swimmers until they drifted to shore, a whole 40 minutes later!
Us Australians would of hog tied the shark around the clapper and surfed it into shore, because we’re so hardcore like that.
Alee’s cool word she stole from someone else….. BoX ON! “They were boxing on in the grass,” Means to fight. LaH!
Lemming pee!
<>
Yes he did and he combined it with regular exercise and lost 21 kgs!! Supersize me can eat chicken salad out of Ronald Mc Donald’s ASS!
……..
My back hurts @_@ and I love Raven
END!