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Aug 17, 2004 13:39

ladies and gentleman!
i am MARRIED!
sorry lovelies, but its true.

Me: Ego do you take
kelly, and mimz
plus
john lennon and Michael Ian Black to be your partners in marraige?

Ego: I do!

*sob*

Me: Mimzford do you take
kelly, ego plus
john lennon and michael ian black to be your partners in marraige?

Mimzford: *sobs*
*stares at ego*
i do

*wipes away tears*

Me:Kelly do you take ego mimzford, john lennon and michael ian black to be your partners in marraige?

*sob* yes, i do. *hugs them all*

Me: ok.

john, michael, do you want to marry these three lovely ladies?

ego you have to take michael out of your pants for him to answer!

Kayla: *cries hysterically*

this is such a beautiful ceremony. they've all grown up so fast.

*pulls out tissues and blows nose loudly*

Me: *waits for ego to take mib outta her pants*

Ego: *takes michael out*

Michael says YES I DO.

*gets back into the pants*

And I just got a call from John Lennon. He says 'I do'.

Me: ok, now do you all promise to dance your asses off at the reception, with lots of cake and hanson music?

*sob* yes...

Mimzford: yes, i do!

Ego: yes! i do!

Kayla: I have a special surprise for all the newlyweds!!!

*goes over to the stage*

I present to you....

*pulls curtain*

HANSON!!!!!!!!

*dances*

THE END!

we all proceeded to have the reception (its currently happening). Im making out with zac in a corner, Ego STARTED sexing taylor up but he left, and now she's making out with isaac.

god i love my friends.

(p.s. its a little out of order since we did this at the forums and everyone posts at once, lol.)
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