Aug 17, 2004 13:39
ladies and gentleman!
i am MARRIED!
sorry lovelies, but its true.
Me: Ego do you take
kelly, and mimz
plus
john lennon and Michael Ian Black to be your partners in marraige?
Ego: I do!
*sob*
Me: Mimzford do you take
kelly, ego plus
john lennon and michael ian black to be your partners in marraige?
Mimzford: *sobs*
*stares at ego*
i do
*wipes away tears*
Me:Kelly do you take ego mimzford, john lennon and michael ian black to be your partners in marraige?
*sob* yes, i do. *hugs them all*
Me: ok.
john, michael, do you want to marry these three lovely ladies?
ego you have to take michael out of your pants for him to answer!
Kayla: *cries hysterically*
this is such a beautiful ceremony. they've all grown up so fast.
*pulls out tissues and blows nose loudly*
Me: *waits for ego to take mib outta her pants*
Ego: *takes michael out*
Michael says YES I DO.
*gets back into the pants*
And I just got a call from John Lennon. He says 'I do'.
Me: ok, now do you all promise to dance your asses off at the reception, with lots of cake and hanson music?
*sob* yes...
Mimzford: yes, i do!
Ego: yes! i do!
Kayla: I have a special surprise for all the newlyweds!!!
*goes over to the stage*
I present to you....
*pulls curtain*
HANSON!!!!!!!!
*dances*
THE END!
we all proceeded to have the reception (its currently happening). Im making out with zac in a corner, Ego STARTED sexing taylor up but he left, and now she's making out with isaac.
god i love my friends.
(p.s. its a little out of order since we did this at the forums and everyone posts at once, lol.)