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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I helped kittylette hide a body (-173 points). Last week I pushed fallenaphrodite in the mud (-17 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, blackcloudscene (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4498 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
misereeee