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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November tinkerhell_08 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I helped ohshucks see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I put money in __delrossi77's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (258 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
miserablered
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday fred_d13 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I set virgin_goddess's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I helped santi997 hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I donated bone marrow to signed_by_blood in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (100 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
miserablered