RECIPE FOR INSTANT MISSY TEARS:
2 "DOWN" DAYS
1 PINCH JOHNNY FUCKING CASH (SEASON TO TASTE)
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MIX WELL, BAKE IN A CASSEROLE DISH, AND TOP WITH CRUMBLED HOPELESSNESS AND UNREQUITED LOVE.
NOTE: FOR FIRMER TEARS, ADD 1 FAILING PSYCHOLOGY GRADE DUE TO OWN LAZINESS.