I forgot a qustion in here somewhere but I can't find it and I don't care enough to look more.
501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
I like my name so nah
502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
Oliver Smith? lol
503. Have you ever created your own 'what ___ are you' quiz?
Nope
If you did make one what would it be about?
Probably something dumb and nonsensical
504. What is your favorite song from the 70's?
I dunno
505. What do you feel like complaining about?
womanly things
506. What do you feel like celebrating?
CITY TRIP IN LESS THAN A WEEK!
507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
I’M SORRY RONNY I fail at calling
508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
I think I resent people more when I’m deep in thought. If I’m thinking about reality at all, usually I’m not. XD
509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Yes
510. What do you have faith in?
My ability to kick ass at Mario Kart
511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
I guess somewhere…?
512. What (not who) do you care about?
What huh? Uh, my anime/manga stuff, video games, sketchbooks…
513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
Life changing injury?
514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
Hannah Montana
515. What do you want to change about the world?
I want teleporters.
516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
I’m not 8D
517. Has anyone ever led you on?
Not that I know of…
518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
Watched P.S. I Love You
519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
Eat dinner and finish up watching Outlaw Star?
520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
Not be in in too much pain to do stuff (i.e. take some damn pain killers)
521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
I’ll take the short one.
522. How often do you get jealous?
Not often, I tend to admire people more than envy them
523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn't?
Be a horrible klutz?
524. Do you do any soul searching?
Nah
525. Do you believe you have a soul?
:D lol yes
526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Curious! But I’d want him/her to be confident too.
527. Are you a slave to love?
Not in the slightest
528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
Once upon a time, there was a man who died.
What? That’s it.
529. Does anyone understand you?
I think? Not completely though.
530. Do you understand yourself?
Mostly
531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?
Probably air or water
532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
My influence comes from an embarrassing source, I will not say.
533. What is one idea that you live by?
Get work done on time? I dunno.
534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
Have similar interests and not be an idiot?
535. Are you more delicate or tough?
A mix?
536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
Smarter.
537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
Nope
538. When are you at a loss for words?
When someone says something REALLY dumb.
539. What is the worst time to be alone?
When I have nothing to do.
540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?
Smoke/be a health nut?
541. What gets you through the night?
my thoughts
542. Do you really want to live forever?
Not unless it’s like Baccano! And there’s a bunch of other fun immortal people around.
543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?
Nope
544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
Getting the job at the post office at school.
545. Who is your favorite visual artist?
I dunno
546. What would you like to protest against?
Nothing
547. What or who do you support?
My friend/family and…the anime industry? I certainly buy enough crap. XD
548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?
I don’t know.
549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?
Make my own!
550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?
nah
551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
nothing?
552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?
I’d just tell them
553. Does a good friend tell you you've got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
tell you
554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?
I don’t know any secrets
555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?
Nah
556. What do you need advice about?
time management
557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?
nope
558. Do you have a good luck charm?
no
559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
yes? I’m not really sure what this question means.
560. What is your least favorite body part?
fucking vagina….
561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
Yes!
562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
Nothing ends
563. What is your worst trait?
Having trouble talking to people I don’t know.
564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
It’s more dramatic…
565. What is the essence of you?
I don’t know. XD
566. What really inspires you?
stuff :P
567. Have you met your soul mate?
Nope
568. Is everyday a special occasion?
I wish it was, so I could get three cards in fluxx no matter what.
569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
I dunno
570. Of the following which word best describes you:
natural: I guess this one.
outgoing:
polite:
quick thinking:
571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?
Yeah
572. Have you ever lost your religion?
8th grade religious instruction made me hate Catholicism
573. Do you want to share your life with someone?
I guess with someone
574. Where ARE the wild things?
In a movie!
575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?
Adopted!
576. If I had a birthday party would you come?
Do I have to get you a gift?
577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
I can’t answer this question due to my head now being filled with THIS which just makes me laugh.
578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
Most anything I like
579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?
Nope
580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?
I’d like to someday.
581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?
Not much XD
582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?
nope
583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?
Live it.
584. What keeps you chained down?
Not being a very good driver…^^;
585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
The upcoming semester
586. Do you celebrate yourself?
no lol
587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
no
588. What would you consider to be better than sex?
Most anything?
589. What evil is necessary?
I dunno, but something.
590. What's your favorite one hit wonder?
I don’t feel like going through my ipod and picking one. XD
591. What would you do anything for?
Damn good grades this semester
592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
Notice it?
593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
No
594. Are you ordinary?
For the most part, yes.
595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
You tell me?
596. Have you ever felt like you've been a little bit too good to someone?
yes.
597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
Lord of the Flies, Hamlet, The Kite Runner.
598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
If I read more I would answer this.
599. Do you like the store Old Navy?
No
600. What movie sequels do you like?
The Dark Knight is technically a sequel. There are others too probably.
601. Do you have a lust for life?
No?
602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Yes
603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism?
Maybe?
Cure a hangover?
I have no need to cure one.
Lie persuasively?
I like not being able to lie convincingly
604. What character from a movie is most like you?
I don’t know?
605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
yes
606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
I’d rather not be in one
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Facebook, college
608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Livejournal? XD
609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
May
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
A meadow with a highway running through it.
611. What is your favorite movie?
I like The Departed a lot. So I guess that?
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
Alchemist would be cool, maybe a minstrel or an oracle too.
613. What is your favorite song lyric?
I don’t have one.
614. What will you never run out of?
laziness?
615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
No one out of who I know.
616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Bits and pieces of it. It isn’t very good…
617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
Nope. *adds to list of things to read*
618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Yes
How about the day it was due?
I loved doing this in high school XD
619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
No
620. What is your favorite season?
Spring
621. Do you mind being described as cute?
No
622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Probably something of mine.
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
The government probably.
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
You tell me? :D
625. What makes other people interesting to you?
Good personality, similar interests…idk?
626. How open to suggestion are you?
Pretty open
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
Dead.
628. Are you often lonely?
Nah
629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
:’(
630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Zach, our RD from last year. (I didn’t like him :D)
631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
Only one or the other? Heart.
632. How imaginative are you?
Pretty imaginative.
633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Haven’t heard any of their music.
634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
I didn’t even pay attention to who made it, sorry dude.
635. Are you more tense or laid back?
laid back
636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?
I lean towards depends on other, what other people say tends to affect me.
637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
I can just imagine an anorexic fashion model in a slutty dress seductively holding the Bible.
I’d buy it. XD
638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
Never
639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
No
640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
Yes?
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
Yes XD
642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
Last week. XD
643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
No, there are stupid questions.
644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch much TV
645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
There are a lot of those. Probably that song about the girl touching herself (Sorry Jocey)
646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
I don’t know. I think they understand emotions though.
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
A- :D
B- Gotten in a fight
C- gone to a club
I don’t think any of those will surprise anyone. XD;
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I don’t think so.
649. Have you been to a museum this year?
No
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Somewhat against my will. (But it was always funny porn so I didn’t mind that much. XD)
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
No
652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
Didn’t I say I didn’t want to vote anyway?
653. Do people often give you weird looks?
No
654. Do like Japanese cooking?
I like sushi, I haven’t tried anything else.
655. Do you care for stray animals?
I wish
656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas
I only ever saw the very end, it seemed cheesy.
A Garfield Halloween
I KNOW I’ve seen this. But I don’t remember it at all.
The Secret of Nimh
I know I watched this too but I didn’t remember I did until a few weeks ago when I saw pictures from it. I really want to rewatch it.
The Last Unicorn
I used to LOVE this move when I was a kid. I tried watching it again a year ago, the acting completely killed it for me. Other than that it would have been a good movie.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons
Only through the Nostalgia Critic, it looks pretty awful.
657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
No, but I think I’ve gotten better at drawing with my right hand.
658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
I say it.
659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
A con? So I was have good reason to dress up?
660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down
Never heard of it.
As the Wind Blows
Never heard of it.
Grave of the Fireflies
SAD MOVIE. REALLY FUCKING SAD MOVIE. REALLY FUCKING SAD DEPRESSING MOVIE.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
I still like watching this.
Spirited Away
Not my favorite from Miyazaki but still damn good.
661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Male I think.
662. What words offend you?
Terms of endearment.
663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
Only honey and munchkin because I’m used to them. Otherwise I’ll punch you.
664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
Yes.
665. Which ones have you looked into?
Christianity, obviously. Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, a little bit of Islam and Judaism. (Would Atheism count?)
666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
No lol
667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
ROWS oh god I hate the circle.
668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
No
669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
The three old. (what happened to the last new one? XD)
670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
No
671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
Never saw it
672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
Never saw it.
673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
Would 28 Days Later count?
674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
Sleep over :D I liked the craft/ceramic parties too.
675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Most were sleep overs, one was at Sports Plus and another was at Wood Kingdom.
676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
Sleep over :D
677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
Pretty damn good.
678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
I still like Sleep over
679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
I actually don’t remember, did I have one?
680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
I’ll probably have a college party where we go to a club or bar. XD Atlantic City/Las Vegas sounds awesome though.
681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
Never saw it.
682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Get through college, get a good job, get a nice house.
683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
I saw half of it and never finished. :( But no.
684. What is your favorite smell?
I never pay attention.
685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling
2
Rape jokes
6
Sarcastic comments
3
Blonde jokes
2
Dirty jokes
1
God/religion jokes
1-2
Long-ass jokes
5
Death jokes
Can vary between 1 and 6
Pain/sickness jokes
3
Animals doing cute stuff
Not usually funny just CUTE
Bodily functions
4
Knock jokes
4
Ethnic jokes
2-3
Puns
4
Ironic situations
2
685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
Never saw it.
686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
No
687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
I think this was covered earlier :D
688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
Never saw it.
689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Not usually
690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
I guess The Amazing Race
691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
They’re pressured but they don’t have to fill them
692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
Never saw either
693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
I tried once but I failed.
694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
I wouldn’t want to touch the fly and wouldn’t want to do it to the moth/butterfly
695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
I’d date that guy.
696. Do you use public pools?
No
697. Do you use public bathrooms?
yes.
698. Do you use public showers?
When I have to.
699. How old will you be in 17 years?
36, oy…
700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
I’d care less about money and things and probably do more exciting activities.