Lalalala
So I went to Night of the Arts on Thursday night and watched. It was okay. I went Friday night because I was in it. My play was first. I was sooo nervous. So I get on stage and I say my first couple lines, then I freeze for a couple seconds which seemed like a lifetime and then I remembered and from there on, it was sooooo good. So proud that it;s finally over. Then I went to the GOYA dance which was not as good as I wanted it to be and then I went to party. No details on that one for specific reasons, kids. So today I went grocery shopping with my mom for two hours but I remembered a joke that my sociology teacher had told my class..Alex, remember King Arthur? So here goes...It's something along these lines.....
King Arthur was leaving for his crusade but he was worried that his closest friend would try to do "something" with his fiancee. So he calls the blacksmith over and asked him to create a chastity belt. So the blacksmith leaves and comes back a week later with a chastity belt. King Arthur looks at it and says, "There's a hole where there's not supposed to be one." The blacksmith says, "But wait until you see." So he puts a stick in the hole of the chastisty belt and a guillotine comes down, chopping the stick. King Arthur is impressed. SO he makes his fiancee put on the chastisty belt and then leaves for his crusage. A year later, he comes back and demands that all his knights undress. Some of them had missing "members" but the friend that he had been worried about was completely whole. So he puts an arm around his closest friend. "Oh, how could I have distrusted you,my dearest friend. I am so sorry." Unfortunately, King Arthur's closest friend was speechless.
God, I love that joke. I think it is so funny. Well, I am off to eat. I love you Aaron.