I'll write a song called "Dr. Jones" and it'll be about Indiana Jones because.... that's a real man if I ever saw one.
And one about a Unicorn.
I had a third, but I forgot what it was about.
Cold cocoa is the cure-all for everything! Dizzy spells? Drink cocoa! Stomach-ache? Drink cocoa (and pop an altoid)! Can't sleep, or need to stay awake??? DRINK COCOA!
I Propose a Question: How does one go about killing a cartoon of oneself?
The Answer, My Dear: With lots of Jam.