Have I mentioned how much I love my classmates recently? Because I do, I really really do. Especially
shortybf5, who gets excited over things like 80s dance parties and hot pink leggings.
Especially especially more she slips me thin packages during class that are wrapped in newspaper that make me feel like I'm involved in a drug transaction.
& no, I won't tell you what my nickname is, sucka.
Other than tailgaiting and Little 500, I have fulfilled my obligations to the college experience.