Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
93 Diagon Alley, London
OPEN
Employees
George Weasley, Owner
Verity, Manager
Products
Jokes and Pranks
* Portable Swamp
* Muggle magic tricks
* Punching Telescopes
* Headless Hats
* Fanged Frisbees
* Ton Tongue Toffees
* Edible Dark Marks
* U-No-Poo
* Canary Creams - 7 sickles
* Joke Cauldrons
* Silencio Sweets (Candies that make the person who eats them unable to talk)
Fun and Games
* Reusable Hangman
* Patented Daydream Charm v.1 (a instruction sheet for charm) - unavailable
* Patented Daydream Charm v. 2 (sunglasses with charm activation, instant replay, storage capabilities)
Useful Novelties
* Shield Hats
* Shield Cloaks
* Shield Gloves
* Shield Necklaces
* Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
* Decoy Detonators
* Extendible Ears
* Stretchable Spectacles (essentially extendible eyes)
* Flowns (Floo Phones) (patent pending, coming soon)
Wildfire Whiz-bangs
* Basic Blaze Box - 5 galleons
* Deflagration Deluxe - 20 galleons
* Includes:
o Dragons and bats
o Pink Catherine wheels
o Silver-tailed rockets
o Last for hours
o Sparklers that write swear words
o Winged piglets made from pink and silver sparks that fly around
School Supplies
* Skiving Snackbox (items can be bought seperately)
o Fainting fancies
o Fever fudge
o Nosebleed nougat
o Puking pastilles
* Self-Inking Quills
* Smart-Answer Quills
* Spell-Checking Quills
* Insulting Quills
* Foreign language quills: French, Albanian, Pig Latin, Italian & German
* Joke Quills: Mild, Knock-knock, body humor & adult (must be age 16)
* Love Quills: writes love poetry & love letters (limited edition, available during January & February, can be special ordered)
Fake Wands
* Tin Parrot Wand
* Rubber Haddock Wand
* Bludgeoning Wand
* Wonder Witch Wand - shoots pink confetti
Wonder Witch Products
* Love Potions
* Teeth whitening candies
* Cheerful Cherries - mood enhancing sweets
* Lip Gloss - Mood (changes color with your mood), Tingle (tingles when you kiss someone you're in love with), Shock (shocks someone when you kiss)
Pets & Pet Supplies
* Pygmy Puffs
* Pygmy Puff pellets
During the war:
One sign adorns the front door. The message changes daily: Closed for repairs, Out of Business, On Holiday, Touring the french riviera on abraxan back. The windows are boarded up and there's graffiti along the side of the building, which reads "BLOODTRAITORS... and proud of it." (the last bit added by the twins)