at green acres mall today
my sister almost got kidnapped.
not like the mall was bad or anything.
but she got lost, okay?
after getting free balloons, we all went
to the kiddie rides and kimberly rode
on about five of them. she got bored
so she ran off to another place.
first i was looking for kimberly because
i was gonna let her go on another ride.
i ask my cousins where she was, they said
they didn't know. i asked my sister who was
by new york and company, waiting for
my mom, who was inside, and she said
she was probably with my cousins.
which she obviously wasn't, so i asked
my grandmother and she told me to
check if she was in one of the rides
or by my mom or something.
then i got scared, i was going to pee myself.
i searched the nearby stores.
and then i told my mom that we
couldn't find kimberly. she was mortified.
we all were crazy scared out of our minds.
like.
WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE GO?????!!!!!
my mom asked the security and people
nearby if they saw a little girl in red
holding a red balloon and only
one guy said she ran off past jcpenney.
which was like. wtf far.
so my mom made me run there and i was like,
oh my god, you gotta be kidding me.
everyone behind me were shouting her
name and stuff. then my mom spotted
kimberly with these two other ladies
who found her roaming the mall.
my mom was thanking them too much.
kimberly didn't even know what was going on.
i was nearly screaming at her why she did that.
then my mom reminded all of us the time when
sharon ran off at the coney island beach.
we were by the trees and she ran off to the water,
by herself. my dad wasn't even there.
sharon was lost another time in .. times square.
i don't really know what happened,
but if this happens again, i will scream.
so we got kimberly, and my mom was scared out of her mind.
my dad came back to us. and then we were ready to go home.
then,
i got a huge vanilla waffle cone.
and one for sharon.
then everyone noticed i got it out of nowhere
and begged our grandmother for some.
OH MY GOD.
I HATE KIDS THESE DAYS.