Whoa... You might want to clean off the counter first.
tonight, i would like to say that i am just ever so coolioso.
I's took a shower tonight!!!!!
I's washed all the dishes that I's had chillin' in the sill in the bathroom for a long long time!
Erin was very relieved. For days shes been, 'does she use the cups? yes, i believe she does. does she use the plates? yes, i believe, she does!'
Erin would say, Caitlyn, there are dishes filling up the bathroom!
and Caitlyn would say Erin, there is watermelon growing white alien watermelon on top of itself in the fridge!
we have now resolved both issues.
I washed all the dishes good as new, and erin and I have realized that the white fungus on the suspiciously ice-cube looking watermelon is actually a cash crop of pot.
yes, my friends, pot.
's too bad wes gets 3/7 of the profits to keep us out of jail. 's'all good - we planted his room with narcotics. naha naha!
My shower was 'delicious', apparently. ? erin asked me how my shower was, and I pop out with 'delicious!'. mmmmk.
In the shower, I sudsed up and sang Top of the World, Never Fall in Love Again, So Far Away, All Shook Up, and You Are My Sunshine.
I'm tired now, so I'll be taking a break to go to sleep and I'll finish this later.
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a good nights sleep, finally. ive been exhausted.
I forgot to say: I was going to go out to Chasers last night because it was a Wednesday which means bubbles and guard music, but Scott was working the desk. I ended up sitting there with him and he and I did a sudoku puzzle instead of getting the afternoon nap that I had planned on, so I didn't go out.
So! I get out of the shower and go to get my pjs on.
i pulled out my pink vertical striped shorts. then i opened my drawer for a shirt and there - looking up at me, emitting little 'pick me!' squeaks - was my horizontal and diagonal striped very green shirt. eureka! it was then necessary for brown striped underwear, my knee-high multi colored striped socks, and my wavy striped winter cap.
after singing so much in the shower, i put on the songs on my computer while and once i was dressed. i was singing 'all shook up', shaking my hands and wobbling my legs (my hands are shaking and my knees are weak) and everything, in my tall socks and cap, being elvis. i like living with erin, her and I work really well together. she just laughed and laughed. but then: i ventured into public.
erin said someone just HAD to see me like this. she locked me out of the room in my ridiculous stripes when i went to get some water, then told me to go get wes for a key. he was eating animal crackers, and then i sang the animal crackers song...
animal crack-ers in my soup
do funny things to me
they make me think my neigh-bor-hood
is a big men-a-ger-ie.
for instance theres our janitor:
his name is mr. cline
and when he hollers at us kids
he reMinds me of a lion!
while be-bopping my little stockinged feet and eating pudding. Wes and I ended up sitting in the hallway for a while. Somehow we got onto the topic of how Wes has very hairy legs. Nick came out of his room and walked down the hall, and says 'whats going on?'
"I have very hairy legs."
"I'm in stripes from head to toe!"
When I went back to the room erin had crawled into her bed. The lights were out, and I sat down on my bed. Erin said she wanted to sleep but she just couldn't and what do you do if you're stressed out and you can't sleep?
If you're worried and you can't sleep,
just count your blessings instead of sheep,
and you'll fall asleep counting your bless-ings.
When my bank roll is getting small,
I think of when I had none at all,
and I fall asleep counting my blessss-ings...
The room was open and quiet; Erin's voice floated out of the dark. She said "you keep singing, ...I'll go to sleep." It felt good to take care of her.
I very much like my life.
I's took a shower tonight!!!!!
I's washed all the dishes that I's had chillin' in the sill in the bathroom for a long long time!
Erin was very relieved. For days shes been, 'does she use the cups? yes, i believe she does. does she use the plates? yes, i believe, she does!'
Erin would say, Caitlyn, there are dishes filling up the bathroom!
and Caitlyn would say Erin, there is watermelon growing white alien watermelon on top of itself in the fridge!
we have now resolved both issues.
I washed all the dishes good as new, and erin and I have realized that the white fungus on the suspiciously ice-cube looking watermelon is actually a cash crop of pot.
yes, my friends, pot.
's too bad wes gets 3/7 of the profits to keep us out of jail. 's'all good - we planted his room with narcotics. naha naha!
My shower was 'delicious', apparently. ? erin asked me how my shower was, and I pop out with 'delicious!'. mmmmk.
In the shower, I sudsed up and sang Top of the World, Never Fall in Love Again, So Far Away, All Shook Up, and You Are My Sunshine.
I'm tired now, so I'll be taking a break to go to sleep and I'll finish this later.
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a good nights sleep, finally. ive been exhausted.
I forgot to say: I was going to go out to Chasers last night because it was a Wednesday which means bubbles and guard music, but Scott was working the desk. I ended up sitting there with him and he and I did a sudoku puzzle instead of getting the afternoon nap that I had planned on, so I didn't go out.
So! I get out of the shower and go to get my pjs on.
i pulled out my pink vertical striped shorts. then i opened my drawer for a shirt and there - looking up at me, emitting little 'pick me!' squeaks - was my horizontal and diagonal striped very green shirt. eureka! it was then necessary for brown striped underwear, my knee-high multi colored striped socks, and my wavy striped winter cap.
after singing so much in the shower, i put on the songs on my computer while and once i was dressed. i was singing 'all shook up', shaking my hands and wobbling my legs (my hands are shaking and my knees are weak) and everything, in my tall socks and cap, being elvis. i like living with erin, her and I work really well together. she just laughed and laughed. but then: i ventured into public.
erin said someone just HAD to see me like this. she locked me out of the room in my ridiculous stripes when i went to get some water, then told me to go get wes for a key. he was eating animal crackers, and then i sang the animal crackers song...
animal crack-ers in my soup
do funny things to me
they make me think my neigh-bor-hood
is a big men-a-ger-ie.
for instance theres our janitor:
his name is mr. cline
and when he hollers at us kids
he reMinds me of a lion!
while be-bopping my little stockinged feet and eating pudding. Wes and I ended up sitting in the hallway for a while. Somehow we got onto the topic of how Wes has very hairy legs. Nick came out of his room and walked down the hall, and says 'whats going on?'
"I have very hairy legs."
"I'm in stripes from head to toe!"
When I went back to the room erin had crawled into her bed. The lights were out, and I sat down on my bed. Erin said she wanted to sleep but she just couldn't and what do you do if you're stressed out and you can't sleep?
If you're worried and you can't sleep,
just count your blessings instead of sheep,
and you'll fall asleep counting your bless-ings.
When my bank roll is getting small,
I think of when I had none at all,
and I fall asleep counting my blessss-ings...
The room was open and quiet; Erin's voice floated out of the dark. She said "you keep singing, ...I'll go to sleep." It felt good to take care of her.
I very much like my life.