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in the words of my kindergarteners...
HAPPY VALEMTIMES DAY! lol
and in honor of those absolutely adorable kids, im gonna post some jokes which they told today and all found to be quite hysterical
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!
why did the chicken didnt cross the road (thats how she said it!)
cuz he was a chicken!
Why did the clam live under water?
because he lived under a shall AND under the water!
Why didn't the exit open?
because it was a closing exit!
yup... gotta love 5 year olds!
so my morning was exciting! i woke up before my alarm and it was light out (which is a bad sign cuz my alarm goes off when it's still dark) i looked at my clock and it said 11:10 and i thought OH CRAP! i missed my whole morning im so late!! im in SOOOO much trouble! how could i have slept this late???? i RAN to my phone and it said 7:15... then i ran to my computer and it said 7:15 so i jumped in the shower and was able to JUUUST get to school on time... by the way.. my clock still reads 11:10... something's wrong with it! lol
all-in-all today was a good day and i was (as is my wish) able to ignore Valentine's Day for the most part which pleased me. i did however give in and make my mommy a GIANT card in my afterschool. it is covered in glitter and stickers and cool letters which will not fit in anything short of a medium sized box so i will give it to her when she comes up to visit :)
ok im off to bed y'all!
HAPPY VALEMTIMES DAY! lol
and in honor of those absolutely adorable kids, im gonna post some jokes which they told today and all found to be quite hysterical
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!
why did the chicken didnt cross the road (thats how she said it!)
cuz he was a chicken!
Why did the clam live under water?
because he lived under a shall AND under the water!
Why didn't the exit open?
because it was a closing exit!
yup... gotta love 5 year olds!
so my morning was exciting! i woke up before my alarm and it was light out (which is a bad sign cuz my alarm goes off when it's still dark) i looked at my clock and it said 11:10 and i thought OH CRAP! i missed my whole morning im so late!! im in SOOOO much trouble! how could i have slept this late???? i RAN to my phone and it said 7:15... then i ran to my computer and it said 7:15 so i jumped in the shower and was able to JUUUST get to school on time... by the way.. my clock still reads 11:10... something's wrong with it! lol
all-in-all today was a good day and i was (as is my wish) able to ignore Valentine's Day for the most part which pleased me. i did however give in and make my mommy a GIANT card in my afterschool. it is covered in glitter and stickers and cool letters which will not fit in anything short of a medium sized box so i will give it to her when she comes up to visit :)
ok im off to bed y'all!