Revolutionary Laptop!
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Sorry had to cut it because it auto-starts for some reason ugh.
You know what this shit is funny? Because its fucking true! When I started using Macs about 5 years ago I was like why the fuck do they hate buttons and functionality? First it was the mouse with ONE button, so if you want to right click you have to hit ctrl on the keyboard and hit the mouse at the same time. Which is fucking stupid and an extra click-step D:
AND there was no scroll wheel, which is just fucking retarded because ONCE again you're dependent on the keyboard if you want to scroll, you need to hit the page up/down button.
So eventually they redid their stupid mouse and added a teeny scroll wheel in the middle and touch sensitivity so that you could right click. I mean honestly I have NO Idea who thought it would be awesome to streamline their design so much you got rid of BASIC functionality that makes using the computer and programs easier.
My other pet peeve is the lack of button on the hard drive tower to open the cd-rom part, that once again is ON THE KEYBOARD, so if you're keyboard gets fucked for whatever reason you're screwed D:
Although the best thing about they ever added on the keyboard was the USB ports on the side.
So this skit is hilarious because its entirely plausible since Apple has shown retarded ideas about streamlining their products in the past.