Because I'm a huge dork and I've really got nothing better to do than distract myself from the fact I still don't have a job, I decided what costume to acquire for this years Ren Fest.
A couple hints: Their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Their *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Their *four*...no... *Amongst* their weapons.... Amongst their weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....