mwahahaha
okay, that is quite possibly the worst essay i have ever written in my life, both in terms of the fact that it sucks and that it took me something like twelve fucking hours. for a five page paper. jessica, i think i have lost my sexy mad writing skillz. maybe i'll recover them in time for next year. but for now they just need to get me through some short answer questions, and then they can take a well-deserved break for the summer. on the bright side, there were a bunch of maintenance men standing around in the parking lot outside with their lawnmowers, and they looked really funny, like hanging out with one's lawnmower is a sign of Great Manliness, and so i took a picture of them. and laughed evilly.