attack of the killer insects
the bug was freaking me out too much so i ended up finishing my essay crouched on a footstool in the kitchen. i think this should get me bonus points on my paper. now i don't know where the bug is, but i have my bathroom light on and the window in there open, so i'm hoping the bug will get the hint and be gone by morning. of course, this is more likely to just attract new and different bugs...something just rustled by my foot. it's probably the bug planning its attack. if nobody ever hears from me again, you'll all know it's because the bug got pissed off and ate me.