friendly advice
two things i learned today:
1. don't drop glass jars of peanut butter on your toe. it does make your toe turn pretty colors, but it's not worth it. i swear.
2. don't fall asleep curled up in a really awkward position in an armchair. especially when your bed is, like, two feet away, and really, there's no excuse for the kind of laziness that makes you decide that two feet is too far.
1. don't drop glass jars of peanut butter on your toe. it does make your toe turn pretty colors, but it's not worth it. i swear.
2. don't fall asleep curled up in a really awkward position in an armchair. especially when your bed is, like, two feet away, and really, there's no excuse for the kind of laziness that makes you decide that two feet is too far.