[GW-Ficlet] ... And the gods laugh
… And the gods laugh
Gundam Wing. Heero/Duo. Romance, Humor. 509 words. PG13
For sharona1x2
Duo figured it would take two beers, two prank phone calls, two of Une's special assignments and two chocolate bars to get Heero into bed. It was a long plan, laid out from the first beer to the last Futurama rerun he would force Heero to watch. It was ingenious, it was inventive, it would have made Quatre proud… and it was absolutely useless.
As it turned out, all it took was a paper cut.
Duo hadn't even paid much attention to it but a drop of blood from the silly cut had landed in the mission reports of the Stire's case, which was to be delivered straight to the director but thanks to a mix up with the secretaries it ended up being sent back. However Duo wasn't there to receive it since he had gone out to buy a muffin (the cafeteria always put out a fresh batch at 4:05) and was instead received by Heero, who ended up staring at the stupid drop of blood until Duo came back, munching on his muffin and with a spot of chocolate on his nose.
A long conversation that started with "Heero, you're not a vampire, are you?" ensued and Duo found out that the annoying drop of blood had started a chain of thoughts that Duo had a lot of trouble following. Then, while Duo was quietly pondering how it was best to tell bloody Heero Yuy to chill, the aforementioned pilot stood up from his chair, walked the couple of steps to where Duo was leaning on his desk and kissed him.
Kissed him. Heero Yuy just went up and kissed him.
Of course, Duo's treacherous mind decided to shut off right then and there and all he remembered of the moment was lips, a bit of thong and his mind going Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Apparently he did manage some kind of positive response because Heero wasn't discouraged and parted his lips further while his hand buried in Duo's hair. Little by little Duo's brain woke up and when Heero started tugging on his shirt Duo managed a grin before he started helping Heero with his.
They did talk, kind of, Duo was sure there was something about waiting too long and "about damn time!" but mostly there were touches and kisses and Duo bending over his desk with Heero kissing his neck.
It was so amazing it wasn't even that embarrassing when Une walked in on them and after sputtering for a little while stiffly ordered them to get a room.
Which they did, Heero's.
So no beer was needed and no kitten had to be borrowed from Trowa. In the end Heero did all the work, which really, was a waste of beer, kitten and Futurama reruns. So after a few calculations and minor adjustments Duo figured it would take two beers, two prank phone calls, two bags of Gummi bears and a special appearance by Wufei to get Trowa and Quatre in bed.
What? The idiots were thick and Duo wasn't one to let a good plan go to waste.
Gundam Wing. Heero/Duo. Romance, Humor. 509 words. PG13
For sharona1x2
Duo figured it would take two beers, two prank phone calls, two of Une's special assignments and two chocolate bars to get Heero into bed. It was a long plan, laid out from the first beer to the last Futurama rerun he would force Heero to watch. It was ingenious, it was inventive, it would have made Quatre proud… and it was absolutely useless.
As it turned out, all it took was a paper cut.
Duo hadn't even paid much attention to it but a drop of blood from the silly cut had landed in the mission reports of the Stire's case, which was to be delivered straight to the director but thanks to a mix up with the secretaries it ended up being sent back. However Duo wasn't there to receive it since he had gone out to buy a muffin (the cafeteria always put out a fresh batch at 4:05) and was instead received by Heero, who ended up staring at the stupid drop of blood until Duo came back, munching on his muffin and with a spot of chocolate on his nose.
A long conversation that started with "Heero, you're not a vampire, are you?" ensued and Duo found out that the annoying drop of blood had started a chain of thoughts that Duo had a lot of trouble following. Then, while Duo was quietly pondering how it was best to tell bloody Heero Yuy to chill, the aforementioned pilot stood up from his chair, walked the couple of steps to where Duo was leaning on his desk and kissed him.
Kissed him. Heero Yuy just went up and kissed him.
Of course, Duo's treacherous mind decided to shut off right then and there and all he remembered of the moment was lips, a bit of thong and his mind going Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Apparently he did manage some kind of positive response because Heero wasn't discouraged and parted his lips further while his hand buried in Duo's hair. Little by little Duo's brain woke up and when Heero started tugging on his shirt Duo managed a grin before he started helping Heero with his.
They did talk, kind of, Duo was sure there was something about waiting too long and "about damn time!" but mostly there were touches and kisses and Duo bending over his desk with Heero kissing his neck.
It was so amazing it wasn't even that embarrassing when Une walked in on them and after sputtering for a little while stiffly ordered them to get a room.
Which they did, Heero's.
So no beer was needed and no kitten had to be borrowed from Trowa. In the end Heero did all the work, which really, was a waste of beer, kitten and Futurama reruns. So after a few calculations and minor adjustments Duo figured it would take two beers, two prank phone calls, two bags of Gummi bears and a special appearance by Wufei to get Trowa and Quatre in bed.
What? The idiots were thick and Duo wasn't one to let a good plan go to waste.