On the naughty list forever.

[misachan]

Hear me out: Santa is often described as a "jolly old elf" and he's boss of a whole gang of elves that make his toys, so it's safe to say he could be some flavor of fey. From what we've seen of fey on Supernatural, they're greedy, malicious, sneaky little things (so...y'know, they're pretty much fey) and in folklore even benevolent fey have their jerk moments. (I would be shocked if Gabriel didn't go by Puck at some point in his existence.) We don't know for sure what opinion fey have of angels, but if they're anything like everything else it's probably not good, especially if the angel they're dealing with is one working himself up into a truly impressive snit over some fey co-opting the identity of a saint.

Basically, what I'm saying is that I want fic where Sam and Dean have to save Cas from Santa Claus.