"If you worshiped my god, you could PRETEND to be me!"
Our warlock rolled a nat 1 while eldritch blasting bad guys and had to draw from the critical fumble deck. The card he drew meant that the invocation worked like a Rod of Wonder, meaning he got to roll on the chart. The first roll turn the eldritch blast into a fireball.
The second turned it into gems.
Cue rampant Old Spice and Scott Pilgrim quoting. ("Your eldritch blast is now diamonds!)
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Should be fic tonight, depending how the editing goes.
The second turned it into gems.
Cue rampant Old Spice and Scott Pilgrim quoting. ("Your eldritch blast is now diamonds!)
***
Should be fic tonight, depending how the editing goes.